Entertainment & Music - 18 May 2007

Rabbit's Revenge

Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other guts.

One day whilst arguing in the forrest, the bear lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers.

To their surprize a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." His wish was granted.

The Genie turned to the rabbit who said "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.

"And for your second wish bear?" Demanded the genie, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." He got his wish.

The rabbit without delay took his second wish, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet."

"Final wish bear!" Bellowed the genie. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." After having his wish granted he smirked at the rabbit and strutted off into the forrest.

The rabbits eyes lit up, he turned to the genie and he said, "For my last wish, I wish that bear was gay."

2007-05-18 09:57:48 · 19 answers · asked by drew d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A woman walks into a bar sees a man she thought was cute but before she goes up to him she has a look round first but she could not find anyone better looking so the woman goes up to the man and says can i buy u a drink the man says yes bar tennder can u get me another energy drink,the woman goes to the man why do u call it a energy drink the man replays it makes me fly,the woman says yes right prove it so the man goes up to the window jumps out and flys round the building three times and comes back in and goes see it gives u energy so the woman goes to the bar tender i want what he having so she gets an energy drink,drinks it all jumps out the window but she feel,the bar tender goes up to the guy and goes superman you can be a mean when your drunk!

2007-05-18 09:57:17 · 11 answers · asked by crissy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-18 09:56:59 · 4 answers · asked by ©smegma 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:56:36 · 36 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:56:26 · 9 answers · asked by Adriana 5 in Polls & Surveys

I KNOWN THAT ELVIS, IS THE KING OF ROCK.....SO THAT MAKES CONNIE FRANCIS, QUEEN OF THE POP AND ROCK MUSIC.

2007-05-18 09:55:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

is anybody dissapionted that Jaslene won americas next top model? I think runner-up Natasha did so much better in the compitition and also she doesn't look like a starved drag queen.

2007-05-18 09:55:07 · 15 answers · asked by Srud 1 in Reality Television

2007-05-18 09:54:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now the man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer"Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there

2007-05-18 09:54:18 · 10 answers · asked by queenmackerel 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i did, and i saw a couple people fall for it, i heard a lot of people fell for it the next period. i did it during study hall and got into minor trouble because it caused damage

would you ever try it out?
if so, do it at a mall

2007-05-18 09:53:46 · 15 answers · asked by ceesteris 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:52:08 · 28 answers · asked by Kagome 5 in Polls & Surveys

in your kitchen

2007-05-18 09:50:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:50:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Behing thode brown eyez lies compassion. An he wouldn't deny her of his heart in any way or fashion. He lavishes her with gifts because he feels she deserves it. But in reality she's taking advantage.
She don't realize what's behind those brown eyes and I try not to judge They say love is blind. Rather than see the truth, Brotha'd rather live the lie. Even though it's a shame, It's a fact of life.
Now I don't speak these words to say that I'm a better person. However, my words are to let you know I care for you and as a friend I don't want to see you hurtin.
Behind those brown eyez lies compassion. An he wouldn't deny her of his heart in any way or fashion. He lavishes her with expensive gifts because he feels she deserves it. But in reality she's taking advantage.
Brotha cut so clean, he don't even realize that he's bleeding. In love with a girl used to lyin and decieving Needing to have it her way. She uses you for personal gain. An it nearly brings me to tears .

2007-05-18 09:48:44 · 15 answers · asked by Sol is Real 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:47:15 · 21 answers · asked by blonde@♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

lol

2007-05-18 09:46:58 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

it is not just vanity

2007-05-18 09:46:47 · 64 answers · asked by leec 3 in Polls & Surveys

what is you'r favorite band.
try out
it dies today
as i lay dying
trivium
killswitch engage
hatebreed
mudvayne
godsmack
bullet for my valentine
spineshank

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2007-05-18 09:45:50 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

are the octogenerian greeters at Wal-Mart? Is it time for me to get out the Preference by Loreal?

2007-05-18 09:45:05 · 14 answers · asked by icunurse85 7 in Polls & Surveys

Just Grassy Sweetie and my last name isn't Sweetie

2007-05-18 09:44:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:44:07 · 83 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i would say ferarri...but i also like traveling..

so i'd spend it on plenty of vacations. i'd go anywhere from costa rica to china... and i would do anything from a car trip to sky diving :)

2007-05-18 09:44:06 · 41 answers · asked by pokerface 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:44:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:43:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:42:41 · 22 answers · asked by ramon c 1 in Rock and Pop

.......virgin that was deflowered, child that was conceived, or STD that was passed while the participants listened to, "Let's Get It On" by Al Green?

Boggles the mind, doesn't it? lol

2007-05-18 09:39:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Drew Barrymore!

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Drew-Barrymore/Drew-Barrymore-88.JPG

2007-05-18 09:39:31 · 17 answers · asked by thunder217 4 in Celebrities

(For the sake of argument, I'll just say Pluto IS a planet).

And I know some nutcase is going to say that seventh planet's name...... *sigh*....... don't even bother fool.

2007-05-18 09:39:25 · 34 answers · asked by T-Vol 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 09:38:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this is how the song goes, plz xcuse my mistakes...
chari jawani shor sharaba......
zara haat ja kuriyeh kali munda dhi aayee..
i wud b really grateful of ne input,
thnk u very much in advance
xx

2007-05-18 09:38:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics