Hello, and God bless you all for taking the time out of your day to read my sincere question. I have a flight schedules with American Airlines in a few weeks, and I have an item that I would like to keep as a carry on item. Would the security people be upset by this question?
"It is the will of The Almighty Creator that I keep my Holy Blade of Righteousness with me at all times. This Blessed Dagger was given to me by my friend Akmed Mustafa al Gahrib, and it must be kept on my person at all times, lest I need to strike at the heart of the HEATHENOUS MINIONS OF SATAN!"
2007-05-12
15:45:13
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