A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?"

"Yes"he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."

The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM."

The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "

"This is a council job" the interviewer replies."For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that."

2007-05-11 01:08:08 · 17 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What is Virgo?

What does a virgo really mean? Isnt that a stupid sign does that mean you have to stay a virgin because thats your sign

2007-05-11 01:03:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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What do you think of this picture????

http://s129178457.onlinehome.us/celebritieseating/uploaded_images/127-737249.jpg

I think its really sick! Poor thing! By the way, thats Keanu Reeves!

2007-05-11 00:58:22 · 8 answers · asked by hyperness! 4 in Celebrities

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Has anyone made you..?

feel old? My son has just asked me about the "olden days" when i was little..Im 38 !!

2007-05-11 00:57:17 · 36 answers · asked by mary 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Everyone was waiting for you at the wedding chapel yesterday. Where did you go?

the priest was quite upset...

2007-05-11 00:56:20 · 15 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

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favourite song?

what is your all-time never-ever-gonna-change ultimately favourite song??

2007-05-11 00:55:18 · 13 answers · asked by lee anna 2 in Other - Music

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What colour are the curtains in your bedroom?

And the curtains in the room you're in now? Or blinds.

My bedroom has no curtains only white blinds and the room I'm in now has purple blinds.

2007-05-11 00:50:26 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I was just wondering, have.....?

I told you thank you lately??? I really appreciate your big brain......

2007-05-11 00:49:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How many days more before you can accomplish your next big thing?

2007-05-11 00:29:12 · 14 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

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