A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?"
"Yes"he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."
The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM."
The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "
"This is a council job" the interviewer replies."For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that."
2007-05-11 01:08:08 · 17 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Absolutely hilarious smurf !!!!!
Very good one!!! and how true!
2007-05-11 01:43:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, I bet it takes 3 men to scratch 1 mans balls lol
2007-05-11 01:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by Huddie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
obviously being interviewed for a council job where i live!!!
that made me lol!!!
2007-05-11 01:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can have a star for that. That was FUNNY LOL
2007-05-11 03:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA I gave you a star that was SO FUNNY....lol
2007-05-11 01:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ghost♂ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol so f ing true .x
2007-05-11 01:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahahahah
av a star loved it
2007-05-11 01:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-11 01:11:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that made me chuckle
2007-05-11 01:11:10 · answer #9 · answered by cheekybluebed 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
2007-05-11 01:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by M?r?? P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋