Entertainment & Music - 7 May 2007

2007-05-07 13:45:57 · 14 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 13:44:59 · 5 answers · asked by Keith W 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I think she should be treated like everyone else, she's no one special do you agree?

2007-05-07 13:44:02 · 9 answers · asked by pr jazz squirm 2 in Celebrities

I think I am most of the time. I do try to admit when I am wrong, though.

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2007-05-07 13:43:27 · 9 answers · asked by twixette 7 in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

2007-05-07 13:43:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-07 13:41:51 · 3 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

anybody got some songs with really rockin drums? not metal or anything like that though, just hard rock

2007-05-07 13:41:01 · 26 answers · asked by Spik-e drummer 1 in Music

Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this slowly because I know you can't read fast. You wont know the house when you get home, 'cos we've moved.

Your Father has a lovely new job with 700 men under him - he cuts grass at the cemetery. There was a washing machine at the new house, but it's not working too good. Last week I put in 12 shirts, pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since.

Your sister, Colleen had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out if it's a boy or girl, so I don't know if you're an uncle or aunt.

Your Uncle Mick drowned last week in a vat of Whisky at the Dublin Distillery. His mates tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely. He was cremated and it took four days to put the fire out.

I saw the doctor last week and your Father went with me. Doc put a glass tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for five minuets. Your Father wanted to buy it from him. It only rained twice this week, first for four days the second for three days.

We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the final payment on your Grandmother's grave wasn't paid in seven days - up she comes.

Your loving Mother XXXX

P.S. I was going to send you 10 Punt, but I'd already sealed the envelope.

2007-05-07 13:40:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

different?

2007-05-07 13:40:39 · 22 answers · asked by Amy E 4 in Polls & Surveys

I can barely say resuscitation. My mom is from Jamaica and finds it hard to say cactus.

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2007-05-07 13:39:22 · 31 answers · asked by twixette 7 in Polls & Surveys

i like watching/listening to MVs on yahoo, and rating them so that it makes a playlist of songs u like based on ur ratings.....but it seems only to work for the US yahoo music, but not the other countries (except spanish). i'm very culturally diverse and listen to all kinds, and would like the option of mixing the many different MVs from different countries, rating them, and having the playlist....

2007-05-07 13:37:53 · 1 answers · asked by Alyssa 3 in Music

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

"Davey, what sound does a cow make?"
Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'."

"Alice, what sound does a cat make?"
Alice said, "It goes 'meow'."

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
Jamie said, "It goes 'baaa'."

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"
Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh... it goes... 'click'!"

2007-05-07 13:37:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-07 13:37:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 13:35:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that's where all the has-beens end up

2007-05-07 13:33:09 · 9 answers · asked by NONAME 2 in Celebrities

♥

2007-05-07 13:32:21 · 21 answers · asked by Basilia Harmonia 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 13:32:15 · 10 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

what would you ask for?

2007-05-07 13:28:29 · 80 answers · asked by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 13:28:14 · 28 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

or keep it? i'm not sure

2007-05-07 13:28:08 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

No, these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp...

No, he doesn’t bite.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy!

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

Don't be so superstitious.

What, I never signed any organ donor papers!

I know this great shortcut we can take.


lol Add more plz!

2007-05-07 13:27:53 · 13 answers · asked by kangaroo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-07 13:27:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-05-07 13:27:35 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

mine was n*sync. i was about 11. since then i have been to countless and no more boy bands either. lol

2007-05-07 13:27:14 · 24 answers · asked by Jessica T 2 in Music

I want to have 5 kids: 4 girls 1 boy in this order:
1)girl
2)girl
3)girl
4)girl
5)boy

And I want a two of them to be a set of twins. I want them to be named~

1. Renee
2.Vanessa
3.Tiffany
4.Kelly
5.Ryan

All two years apart

What do think of the order, time apart, names, everything.

2007-05-07 13:27:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

because they can't be quiet?

2007-05-07 13:26:55 · 11 answers · asked by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 in Polls & Surveys

to get home from work

2007-05-07 13:26:50 · 12 answers · asked by Jacuzzi Lover 6 in Polls & Surveys

Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you continue to read.








Keep Repeating Don't stop








Now think of an Animal that begins with that letter.








Repeat it out loud as you continue reading.








Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animal's name.








Almost there........








Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.








Take the hand you FIRST counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level








Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.








Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?!








Of course not......








Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack yourself in the head, get back to WORK ,and quit playing stupid e-mail games!

GOT YA!

2007-05-07 13:26:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if people forced others to help stop global warming it would end in an instant, its human nature to watch and follow others. just as it is to do nothing at all.

2007-05-07 13:26:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is that true? I am considering it

2007-05-07 13:25:33 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys