Little Johnny's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.
He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
2007-05-07 13:43:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 9/10
2007-05-07 14:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
little jonny wanted a motor cycle and a cellular phone for his birthday,his mom said no you are too young maybe 2 more years.He decided to hide in the closet for hours and his mom would think he ran away.Little johnny dad came home, no johnny he started getting angry at mom and they argued calling family members asking if they saw johnny.Johnny smiled devilish and said chaos confusion,panic my work is done.
2016-05-17 22:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny Mrs Braymore is a hater
2007-05-08 09:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Yung B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good lesson from johnny lol 10/10+*
2007-05-07 16:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like little Johnny's a smart alack.
2007-05-07 14:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have herd that one but I always love little johnny jokes.
2007-05-07 14:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Cheryl R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad even though i think have recently heard a similar version.
2007-05-07 13:58:17 · answer #7 · answered by TS100N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before...but yes it is kinda funny
2007-05-07 14:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by timbrock123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-07 13:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha..thats a good one. man hes smart lil johny
2007-05-07 13:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋