Entertainment & Music - 7 May 2007

Sometimes commercials make me curious. It's where that older lady is at a fancy restaurant with her daughters. She opens up the card, and it plays that song "I feel good". They exchange glances at each other in a sexual (or maybe just mischievous) sort of way. What did that commercial mean? What was the implication?

2007-05-07 13:02:08 · 1 answers · asked by Michael F 3 in Television

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied "from the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received.

But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis and began to work back.

"My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"

The Captain calmly replied "Vietnam."

2007-05-07 13:01:28 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

and what did you do today

2007-05-07 13:00:26 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Will you be my marshmellow?

2007-05-07 13:00:10 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 12:59:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have checked alluc.org, tv-links.co.uk, stage6.divx.com so far and it seems it is not available there. Do you know where I can find it?

If you don´t know what movie I´m talking about then here's more information: http://imdb.com/title/tt0057012/

2007-05-07 12:59:27 · 4 answers · asked by . 5 in Movies

she is a b*tch at my skool I hate her. her name is Cierra.

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/htgfredw/UglyassCierra.jpg

2007-05-07 12:58:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A pearl necklace or an artisan crystal vase?

2007-05-07 12:58:00 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 12:57:32 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Let's try 'n get as many names as possible. Mine is Nada. What's Yours?

2007-05-07 12:57:28 · 69 answers · asked by NaDaKa 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 12:57:18 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 12:57:00 · 10 answers · asked by Quartro Ninos 5 in Television

2007-05-07 12:55:42 · 33 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

you look better as a child OR now as an adult ?

( I looked best when I was 18 -- 25 yrs. old )

2007-05-07 12:54:41 · 16 answers · asked by start 6-22-06 summer time Mom 6 in Polls & Surveys

a positive or negative person

2007-05-07 12:54:37 · 37 answers · asked by Stormy 5 in Polls & Surveys

i already invented hot guys and my friends

2007-05-07 12:53:58 · 6 answers · asked by hotfairy 2 in Polls & Surveys

and then quickly go to the barber-will they give me a discount??

2007-05-07 12:53:22 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

mine is Rachel & Daniel w. What about you guys?

2007-05-07 12:53:18 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 12:52:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your last meal of the day what do you call it and what region of the country are you in
I call it dinner my wife says supper

2007-05-07 12:51:45 · 49 answers · asked by Big Daddy R 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 12:51:23 · 22 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Something like I feel like watching an adult show. I feel daft saying grown up.

2007-05-07 12:50:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I

2007-05-07 12:50:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Christian!

2007-05-07 12:49:40 · 10 answers · asked by Amy E 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know this one is.

2007-05-07 12:49:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Songs that are a fusion between HipHop and Rock? Can you please list them?

(Note: Excluding Linkin Park songs.)

2007-05-07 12:48:23 · 16 answers · asked by Sweetie 2 in Music

Very generally, of standard musical instruments or percussive musical instruments... which is your favorite?

2007-05-07 12:48:18 · 50 answers · asked by WARRIOR 4 CHRIST 1 in Polls & Surveys

Wanting more

2007-05-07 12:48:12 · 14 answers · asked by Jacuzzi Lover 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 12:48:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what song do u have on ur myspace right now i have its me bitches by: swizz beatz what does everyone else got

2007-05-07 12:47:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music