The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied "from the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received.
But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis and began to work back.
"My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The Captain calmly replied "Vietnam."
2007-05-07 13:01:28 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!
Good one!!
2007-05-07 13:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by King Kee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 adult males are on a searching holiday,one in each and every of all of them of sudden collapses. the different guy calls 9-a million-a million on his cellular telephone. He tells the dispatcher that his pal collapsed. "i think of he's lifeless" the guy says. "are you able to're making beneficial he's lifeless?" asked the dispatcher. all of sudden, there's a gunshot interior the history. "ok, what next?" the guy asked.
2016-12-28 16:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by sehorn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-07 14:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hella money...probably more than the Lotto....would he still get his money in dollars????or yen???
2007-05-07 13:14:17 · answer #4 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wooo!! Bully for Him! LOL. LOL.
2007-05-07 19:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-05-07 13:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by nurserachet_0000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus.... thats a lot of money... lol good one
2007-05-07 13:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by danny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe!
2007-05-14 04:26:43 · answer #8 · answered by rss_beatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋