Entertainment & Music - 7 May 2007

You might be a redneck addicted to the world of computers if...
If yer computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.
Ya think www. In a URL is a logo for a wrestlin' organization.
Someone tells ya they're "locked up" and ya ask if they need bail money.
Ya've ever been too drunk to chat.
Ya think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's.
Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spit can.
Ya think a surge suppressor is a pill for diarrhea.
Ya keep trying to figure out why yer scanner won't pick up police radio calls.
Ya think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.
Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL.
Yer stomach overlaps half of yer keyboard.

Ya try to figure out how to get yer empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin.
Ya try to turn on yer computer with the remote.
Ya try to figure out how yer floppy disk got hard.
Ya play Frisbee with yer CD Rom's.
Ya find yerself on the floor looking into yer "A Drive" yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'.
When birds fly across yer screen ya reach for yer shotgun.
Yer yards full of ol' computers stacked on cinder blocks.
Ya use yer CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.
Ya call tech support an ask where at buy stamps fer yer e-mail.
Ya think ICQ is how smert yer computer is.
Ya think yer homepage is where ya really live.
Ya give directions to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.
Ya see the word Download, and take the shells out of yer shotgun.
Ya think the person that made yer keyboard was dumb cuz the letters aint in order.
Ya see the "shift" key and try at figure out how at change gears.
Ya see the word "Zip" and know why youz feelin' a draft.
Yer puter has a bumper sticker on it.
Part of yer puter is held together with duct tape.
Ya sees the word "Refresh" and reach into the cooler fer another beer.

2007-05-07 23:13:39 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Which Southpark character should get his own spinoff series?

Timmah

2007-05-07 23:13:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Would you feel threatend or secure if your partner was...?

much more intelligent than you are?

As a guy I tend to feel more secure with intelligent girls. Even if I felt she's more intelligent than I am. What do you think?

2007-05-07 23:12:50 · 23 answers · asked by Smutty 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it just my Irishness......or..?

has anyone else noticed that sometimes when you type a question that some of the script vanishes and it looks like you've left off half the question.?

2007-05-07 23:11:56 · 36 answers · asked by Jim M 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is Greed right or wrong ?

2007-05-07 23:11:29 · 25 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you guys blame me for asking so much sad-question?

because I am sad.....

2007-05-07 23:10:49 · 13 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

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missing 3yr old?

what you like to see done to these vile monsters

2007-05-07 23:09:59 · 28 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Any near-miss celebrity meetings?

Years ago my brother was going to the airport to go back to London. He said Get the Airport Bus, but I felt like travelling a different way there. When I met him, he said Elton John had got the Airport Bus and I LOVED Elton!!! I'll always regret not seeing him and maybe saying Hi.....

2007-05-07 23:06:25 · 5 answers · asked by Juliette 3 in Celebrities

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Can you give me advice?

My sister is 14 and pregnant, not capable to take care of a child. What should I do

2007-05-07 23:05:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you were all alone in a......?

forest...what would have you done?

Thanx.
=)

2007-05-07 23:03:48 · 22 answers · asked by Pauli :) 6 in Polls & Surveys

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if you had the power what would you do with it?

2007-05-07 23:02:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you minimize something in your life?

so that it could be left unknown.

2007-05-07 23:01:59 · 8 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats the hardest word for you say?

2007-05-07 23:01:39 · 10 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time you were?

listless, speechless and lifeless.

2007-05-07 22:59:15 · 24 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How cool is this ......?

I,ve just become a great uncle to a healthy baby girl !!!

2007-05-07 22:59:04 · 49 answers · asked by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Only for Hannah Montana fans.............................................?

do you like this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBF-f8Oub9U&NR=1

2007-05-07 22:56:46 · 14 answers · asked by Raven 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you remove your shoes on entering your home?

2007-05-07 22:55:10 · 41 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

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P&S Idol (Nominations)?

Ok, Who do you nominate (Excluding yourself) to be on P&S Idol for singing?

10 People will go through to the semi's then we will vote off some till we have an official winner!

These can be anyone! The President, A Movie Star, A vivid P&S Answerer or even your mom!

2007-05-07 22:54:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys