No, these windows are ok to lean on.
Don’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
Don’t worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp...
No, he doesn’t bite.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy!
My brakes are fine.
Nice doggy.
I think it's trying to communicate...
"Homicidal Tendencies"?
Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?
"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
"Don't touch the red button!"
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms. .
Don't be so superstitious.
What, I never signed any organ donor papers!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
lol Add more plz!
2007-05-07 13:27:53 · 13 answers · asked by kangaroo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hows this? It's 100% genuine ( a general in the Crimean war)
"They couldn't hit an Elephant from this dist....."
But I like the Movie favourite "What can be taking her so long? I'm going to look for her"
2007-05-07 13:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by nealo d 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
* slight lisp from toungue ring* I told you nothing would
hap - *zap. lightning strikes*
No the dog doesn't have rabies. I just fed him foaming mouth wash.
I'll be fine!
( to knife wielding homicidal maniac) Well, SOMEONES got an attitude.
tis but a scratch
* thinking* I wonder what the manual ment when it said do not stick hand in blades while opperating?
so, dose this plane come with parachutes?
I want to see other people.
What tha . . . get away from me you freak!
Honey, . . . . I'm having an affair.
So, How long have you had you licence?
Is this your first time operating?
I wonder if humans can fly?
No its all cool * flicks cigarette into puddle of gasoline*
Screw you all!
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
* in that animal planet guys voice* I'm just gonna wrap myself in bacon and stand in front of the crocs nest. Now watch.
No it's okay that I got bit by the poisonous snake cause we've got the antidote . . . .
What do ya mean "no we don't" ?
No, he's not mad that's his ' I love you" face.
@#$%*%
. . . . . damn . . . . . .
Hey, guys? this isn't funny.
Crap!
Bring it on!
2007-05-07 15:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Watch this!
So, how long you been dressing as a man?
Honey, is there any traffic coming from your side?
Hand me that screwdriver.
Ok. Turn it on.
I'll ask this guy with the shopping cart for directions.
You look really pissed.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I've done this a thousand times.
Poke it with a stick.
Of course I love you. What's a DNR form?
There hasn't been a train cross this bridge in years.
Loaded? What , you think I'm stupid or............
2007-05-07 13:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Justin Case 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the gas tank is always good for 20 miles more when it's on emty
2007-05-07 14:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, some of those are good!
How about:
"Believe, me it's not loaded. See, I'm looking down the barrel right now and nothing is..."
2007-05-07 13:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by Matt 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
guys steps out into the road
"f*ck me, a bus!"
bang
Don't worry, she doesn't bite
My pet spider's not venamous
Its only just past its eat-by date.
It's only a small leak (in boat in sea)
2007-05-07 13:32:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like it one to print out and keep.cheers
2007-05-07 14:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by TS100N 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Trust me I'm a doctor...
2007-05-07 21:58:25 · answer #8 · answered by debray 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes that makes you look fat,do it yourself honey its just a spider
2007-05-07 13:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by 95 GSX 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yeah im gonna get in trouble for this
i do!
2007-05-07 13:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋