Entertainment & Music - 6 May 2007

2007-05-06 11:28:46 · 4 answers · asked by JP the Wolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why would anybody care?
If you do seriously care about celebrities, please give me a good reason why (if there is one).

I prefer to occupy my time with constants, equations, and values, such as the Planck constant. Not only do I find them interesting, but they have profound implications throughout the entire universe.

2007-05-06 11:28:23 · 10 answers · asked by Superconductive Magnet 4 in Celebrities

2007-05-06 11:26:52 · 15 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:26:44 · 14 answers · asked by bugboobunz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:26:38 · 19 answers · asked by JP the Wolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed .. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

2007-05-06 11:26:01 · 26 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-06 11:25:40 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Because I'm totally running out of puns.

2007-05-06 11:23:55 · 29 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you did, lol. I'm pretty sure I only recently stopped being awkward like 2 or 3 years ago.

2007-05-06 11:23:54 · 19 answers · asked by KD 5 in Polls & Surveys

Would you come back up feeling a little 'flushed'................?

2007-05-06 11:23:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:22:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:22:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:21:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Y A accepts this from kids "How much money can I save if I eat my own poop" This was just asked in p&s by someone.
Yet Y A won't let adults have adult kind of Q& A ....

2007-05-06 11:20:57 · 23 answers · asked by Lavender 7 in Polls & Surveys

It's a nice day. I'll feel guilty if I don't spend at least part of it outside... but it's the weekend and I'm being lazy today.

2007-05-06 11:20:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs
to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL
500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the
title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000
loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

STAR if you liked it!!

2007-05-06 11:20:39 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

did what you did when you said what you said?
(and what did you say and do anyways? I forgot again.)

2007-05-06 11:20:10 · 17 answers · asked by Goddess T 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:20:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:19:39 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for a walk with my puppers

2007-05-06 11:19:38 · 16 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

random...

2007-05-06 11:19:34 · 8 answers · asked by Blah 6 in Polls & Surveys

Only answer if you have seen the movie, also only if it relates to the topic!!!

2007-05-06 11:19:29 · 5 answers · asked by Brianna 1 in Movies

Ill miss you guys soooo much!!

<3 <3 <3

much luv!

2007-05-06 11:19:23 · 17 answers · asked by lol 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:18:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 11:17:47 · 22 answers · asked by CoCo 2 in Polls & Surveys

How sweet and lovely dost thou make the shame
Which, like a canker in the fragrant rose,
Doth spot the beauty of thy budding name!
O! in what sweets dost thou thy sins enclose.
That tongue that tells the story of thy days,
Making lascivious comments on thy sport,
Cannot dispraise, but in a kind of praise;
Naming thy name blesses an ill report.
O! what a mansion have those vices got
Which for their habitation chose out thee,
Where beauty's veil doth cover every blot
And all things turns to fair that eyes can see!
Take heed, dear heart, of this large privilege;
The hardest knife ill-used doth lose his edge.

2007-05-06 11:17:06 · 12 answers · asked by nightguard1 n 1 in Polls & Surveys

And what did you hide?

2007-05-06 11:16:53 · 8 answers · asked by Goddess T 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is the best expression you have heard for the 'hot flushes'
So far mine is.... I'm having a Tropical Moment'

2007-05-06 11:16:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

2007-05-06 11:15:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-06 11:15:07 · 5 answers · asked by mk 1 in Movies