A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed .. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
2007-05-06 11:26:01 · 26 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny...i have a parrot named moses too.
2007-05-06 11:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by Templar1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't usually read the long ones but glad I did :)
2007-05-06 11:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by Michael F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i love it girl how many joke do you have? because i love them all and good job girl way to go because you rocks.
2007-05-06 11:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2007-05-06 11:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by dixidan_2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...best clean joke ive heard in a while
2007-05-06 11:39:40 · answer #5 · answered by xxangel_witasmilexx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this joke before
2007-05-08 02:37:08 · answer #6 · answered by hobbiegirl@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! That sure was very funny my friend. You just made my day!
2007-05-06 12:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by WINGMAN71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-06 11:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your probably not the next jeff foxworthy but it was pretty funny
2007-05-06 11:33:23 · answer #9 · answered by Baseball_Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny.
2007-05-06 11:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋