After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
2007-05-06 11:15:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! I like it.. you got stared!
how about mine?
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2007-05-06 11:24:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute, i got one for you:
Its called "the picture"
a man and a woman just got through with a love romph, and he looks over at her table and sees a picture of a man.
He immediatly gets kinda scared, and says "Baby, is that ur uh, husband?" she says "why no" and keeps kissing him.
He is still a little weary and says "is it your boyfriend?"
She laughs this time and says "why no baby!"
He finally sits up and goes "well is it your dad, uncle, cousin, friend, or who????" and is obvoiusly very curious, so she looks at him and says "no baby, that was me before the surgery"
2007-05-06 11:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by velvetkiss2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg! lol Good Joke.
2007-05-06 11:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Miss Nikiti♥ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not funny in the reader's perspective. the punchline is already revealed and doesn't take me by surprise
2007-05-06 11:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ooo that's a good one
thanks for the laugh
2007-05-06 11:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by excess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!
2007-05-06 11:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one!
2007-05-06 11:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-06 11:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hilarious dudet. made my day
2007-05-06 11:52:08 · answer #9 · answered by martinpaul2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry .... but that was an old one. Funny but old.
2007-05-06 11:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋