Entertainment & Music - 6 May 2007

im headin 2 sleep in 5
u need anythin
thx

2007-05-06 10:55:11 · 22 answers · asked by 2guitars_and_an_Amp 2 in Polls & Surveys

My emails were coming in doubles for a while.

2007-05-06 10:55:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:54:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time, and far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his
desire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to more than just satisfy his desire, but it would cost
him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer
would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have
cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer!!

The moral of the story - Pay your bills!!!.

2007-05-06 10:53:29 · 21 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I had two. One was a pillow in the shape of the United States. It actually had a map on it! I named it 'States'

My sister won the other one at an amusement park and gave it to me. It was a pink snake. I named that one 'Snakie'.

I still have them both!

2007-05-06 10:53:04 · 34 answers · asked by tillbaka i tiden 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:52:55 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:51:56 · 22 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:51:51 · 13 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:51:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They can be any genre of rock you know like emo, screamo, alternative, indie.... etc.

2007-05-06 10:50:38 · 25 answers · asked by kristenest 2 in Music

u now p&s thuggin the blue girl--ol-- i changed my pic u like it
http://new.photos.yahoo.com/arie_marie09/photo/294928804367777015/0

2007-05-06 10:50:03 · 2 answers · asked by P&S Thuggin 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you are 20 years old or an adolescent, what are the best plans for your future? work or study more? I think having an education is important because it provides you a better future. right? I want to work more because I need it to pay for the house, important neccessary stuff etc... Therefore, I don't feel like to work and go to skool because it's kinda boring.

2007-05-06 10:48:14 · 12 answers · asked by ღBellaღ 3 in Polls & Surveys

my hubby calls me babe and i cant stand it!

2007-05-06 10:48:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-05-06 10:47:57 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like everything of forensic.

Something that you usually do, but weird to other people.

2007-05-06 10:47:40 · 29 answers · asked by waterfairy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2,566 points and half of my chocolate bar to the first one to get me to sleep !

2007-05-06 10:47:20 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:46:28 · 6 answers · asked by racer 51 7 in Jokes & Riddles

....damn people, I wouldn't reccomend trying that at home....ouch!!

2007-05-06 10:46:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How far do you take it?

2007-05-06 10:46:12 · 15 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:45:48 · 64 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:45:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:45:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-06 10:45:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I used to do a mean impression of the Uncle who later turned into a plant!!!!

2007-05-06 10:45:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

♥

2007-05-06 10:45:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wants his room painting in tartan colours, but I am struggling to find tartan paint.

Any idea's where I can buy some in Manchester?

2007-05-06 10:44:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The wife takes her hubby to the Docs. After his check- up,the Doc calls the wife into the office for a private word.
"If you don,t follow my instructions your husband will surely die," said the Doc.
1." Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
4. For dinner,prepare him an especially good meal.
5. Don't burden him with chores, this may make his day hard.
6. Don't discuss any problems with him.
7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim."

On the way home, the hubby asks his wife what the Doc had said to her.

"You're going to DIE," she replied.

2007-05-06 10:43:31 · 14 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Jokes & Riddles

ex. I get so p*ssed off whenever I see my brother.

2007-05-06 10:42:55 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Walks into a bar and tells the chinese bartender he would like a coke. The bartender then makes his coke and gives it to the cowboy. The cowboy took a drink of his coke and said " What did you do to my coke??!!" The chinese man then said " Me chinese me no joke me pee pee in cowboy coke" The cowboy was furious.. and he said " Me cowboy me hate grass me stick bullet up your a**."

What'cha think?

2007-05-06 10:42:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

So yeah, I was in hard rock buying a shirt, when I realized how much I loved this song, so i whipped out my camera and recored part of it, only to then pretty much get stared at because i was taping a tv. Well anyways, does anyone know the artist & title of this song? Sorry for the short length of the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tmeTpJYWGw

2007-05-06 10:42:15 · 3 answers · asked by phillyflyersgirl08 4 in Music