The wife takes her hubby to the Docs. After his check- up,the Doc calls the wife into the office for a private word.
"If you don,t follow my instructions your husband will surely die," said the Doc.
1." Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
4. For dinner,prepare him an especially good meal.
5. Don't burden him with chores, this may make his day hard.
6. Don't discuss any problems with him.
7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim."
On the way home, the hubby asks his wife what the Doc had said to her.
"You're going to DIE," she replied.
2007-05-06 10:43:31 · 14 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, someone isn't following the doctor's orders...
2007-05-06 10:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you need to take a pregnancy test and its a urine test I do not think you need a doctor script, plus it would be cheaper to go to the drug store and buy one, but if your talking about a blood test then you need to contact a doctors office and let them know you what to come in for a blood test to find out it your pregnant and ask them how much it is. Good luck
2016-05-17 05:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah that was a good one. Here is a star 4 u. Keep um rolling.
2007-05-06 10:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by big_red31331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LMAO LoL Thats hilarious. One day thats gonna be my hubby.
2007-05-06 10:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by NaDaKa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Poor hubby! lol! 10!
2007-05-06 10:48:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think any wife would've followed the doctor's advice?
2007-05-06 11:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one too Lol!
Star
2007-05-07 00:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by pink.jazzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-05-06 11:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny...still giggling tee hee
2007-05-06 11:01:19 · answer #9 · answered by lacala.girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I likd that one!!
YOu gots a star!!
2007-05-06 10:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ [yo] ☻ Muffin ☺ [Fear this!] ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋