Once upon a time, and far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his
desire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to more than just satisfy his desire, but it would cost
him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer
would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have
cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer!!
The moral of the story - Pay your bills!!!.
2007-05-06 10:53:29 · 21 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was awesome. I give you a rating of 1 zillion. thanks for making my day. thanks again. i give you 10 stars
2007-05-06 10:58:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-25 22:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.o.l I am starring this and I definitely feel sorry for Nick the Dragon Slayer ROFL
2007-05-06 11:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha nice one 10/10.
2007-05-06 11:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-05-06 11:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by ひいらぎ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. i think that it would be a star. the ending is completely hilarious, but it is a little inappropriate. don't take that the wrong way, but it is really funny.
2007-05-06 10:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by drv 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nick deserved it.
2007-05-06 11:16:44 · answer #7 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
breasts? Um... maybe a star? But kinda innapropriate if kids saw that... :(
2007-05-06 10:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dang thats a long one. I am not gonna read it, so since i wont i will give u a star anyways :)
2007-05-06 10:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by big_red31331 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-06 11:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give me 10 pts. and ill laugh my head off
2007-05-06 11:06:03 · answer #11 · answered by --------------------------- 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋