whatever happened to limerick's? does anyone know any?

Question

i'm sure this will be censored but here goes. ther once was a girl from madril, who swallowed an atomic pill. they found her v*g*n* in north carolina and her t*t on a tree in brazil.
that's the only one i know.

Answer 1

IT a L. aThing that goes

There once a man whos name
was Fame and he came
from a old lady
Whos name was faitty
And they was all Lame.

Was that right?

Answer 2

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead wh*re in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a sh*t
But think of the money I save".

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.

The limerick form is complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgins
And swarms with erotic effex.

Answer 3

there once was a man from Kent
whos foot long weiner was bent
to save him the trouble
he put it in double
instead of coming he went

Answer 4

There once was a man from Lasayre
Who was boffing his girl on the stair
The bannister broke
And with one final stroke
He finished her off in the air

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose schlong was so long, he could suck it
As he wiped off his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear was a rear, I would @*%$ it!"

Answer 5

Flameboy..... I like your number 2. Hahehaheha.

Answer 6

I used to, but I forgot what they were or how they went...