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Because I'm totally running out of puns.

2007-05-06 11:23:55 · 29 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

UM, GLOBAL WARMING WOULDN'T EXIST PEOPLE!

2007-05-06 11:29:32 · update #1

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i don't know if it would be better... but it sure would be a lot skinnier...

2007-05-06 11:28:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

It wouldn't be better but it might be prettier. Isn't that why the weight loss industry is so lucrative? Do people really want to lose weight for health or is it vanity? I used to weigh 135 lbs. about 10 years ago. I weigh about 260 now (no kidding!) and I would like to be smaller. I haven't had major health problems yet..no diabetes or high blood pressure, my back hurts though. I want to be thin again to look better. I used to get laid a lot more. I'm married now and I want my husband to have a wife he's like to show off.

2007-05-06 18:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by bluwvrdr 2 · 1 0

Only the other day my friend,who is quite happily a little overweight,said to me "Wouldn't the world be a better place without rude people" I agreed with her.

2007-05-06 18:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, cause there would hardly be anyone left and everyone left would be scared to death that they would become obese and have to be destroyed or leave or whatever was done with the obese people. I need some sleep.

2007-05-06 18:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1 1

Well, I'd certainly be able to have a seat at the slot machines when I go to Vegas, but since I don't gamble that much, I guess it wouldn't benefit me too much.

2007-05-06 18:29:12 · answer #5 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 0 0

Hello Joel - Well if obese people - like me - got in shape & lost enuf weight we wood b better off. We'd b only overweight.

2007-05-06 18:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Kenneth R C 5 · 3 0

What the hell does running out of puns have to do with anything? You're as dumb as your mom is skanky.

2007-05-06 18:29:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

No. I think it would be better without ugly people posing as blue aliens.

2007-05-06 18:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

thats horrible. i hope you are kidding. there should be less fast food places, and the government should care more about our welfare and not how fat their pockets are. there should also be a limit to as how much fast food you can buy

2007-05-06 18:50:59 · answer #9 · answered by velvetkiss2004 2 · 0 0

well, technically b/c the worlds health would be a lot better

2007-05-06 18:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by kkid 2 · 0 0

You've also run out of smarts. It shows in this question.

2007-05-06 18:27:19 · answer #11 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 3 0

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