A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs
to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL
500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the
title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000
loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
STAR if you liked it!!
2007-05-06 11:20:39 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAH nice.
damn. that smart =]
lol
starrr
bestof luck. my wishes to ya!
2007-05-06 11:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Here's 2 more - I call them "blonde retaliation jokes. 1. What's brown, black and blue and lies bleeding on a rug? The next f***ing brunette who tells a blonde joke. 2. Why do brunettes and redheads sit around on Friday night telling blonde jokes? They have nothing better to do.
2016-05-17 05:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by carmon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally a real Blondie joke is right gold star material
2007-05-06 11:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by collin 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha. Niiiice.
2007-05-06 11:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
We lost three blondes here, they froze to death. They went to the drive-in to see that movie "Closed For The Winter".
2007-05-06 11:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by steve.c_50 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Awesome!!
2007-05-06 11:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha you definately get a star from me see ----> *
what i really love is that some people didn't get it
2007-05-06 12:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the first smart blone I have heard about. i'm gonna get her autograph
2007-05-06 11:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by martinpaul2001 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good looking out girl this is the best smart blonde joke that i had ever heard in my life and thanks for me laugh because i love it and plus i had just gave you a star because this really is a good one.
2007-05-06 11:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-06 11:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love this one but I've heard it before here on yahoo so no star. Sorry.
2007-05-06 11:28:02 · answer #11 · answered by darkflower366 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋