Entertainment & Music - 5 May 2007

Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Billy says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Billy, that's a mouthful."
Little Billy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob."

and this..

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Billy.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

2007-05-05 12:40:09 · 9 answers · asked by bluecow 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Simple YES or NO question.........?

Do you believe the death penalty is fair?

2007-05-05 12:40:07 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you realize that the last "Dianesomething" party the COPS were called every 20 minutes?

And finally gave up and joined the party!
That was the last night I worked before I retired, and somebody left an intimate item of apparel on my police motorcycle, anyone missing something?

2007-05-05 12:39:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why does my potty want me to deal drugs for it?

2007-05-05 12:38:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you been in a play or musical before?

If so, what were they? How long ago?

I was in the musicals South Pacific, The Boyfriend and Fiddler on the Roof back in high school in the early to mid 90's.

2007-05-05 12:38:16 · 3 answers · asked by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Men...have you ever asked for help with directions?

come on, be honest...

2007-05-05 12:37:46 · 20 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Goin' to JAIL??

Who would you want to share a cell with??
Paris Hilton? or Nicole Ritchie?

2007-05-05 12:37:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Why do i get so mad??????????

2007-05-05 12:37:24 · 7 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you given your guitar a name?

a certain person calls theirs Blue.

Have you named yours? why?

2007-05-05 12:36:53 · 20 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Music

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Entertainment & Music - 5 May 2007

When i say"i love you"it's forever.......?

Do you believe that people can have more then one soul mate?

Do the...?

Simple YES or NO question......................?

has the melody died...?

Can the police find DNA on a body that has been burnt?

As a "top contributor" I hereby proclaim tonight "Dianesomething" party night.?

Do you wear cologne? Perfume? If so, what kind?

Tell me, what P&Ser would you like to?

Do you believe there is a fine line between love and hate?

I'm looking for a song about losing a loved one, and looking back on the memories that you shared with them.

what is the safe why of having sex?

another great voice has been silenced...so...?

What's the last thing you thought about?

What is your favorite kind of tree?

most OVER-RATED actress?

Do u prefer?

Spare any change?

little BILLY...can we learn from this?