Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Billy says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Billy, that's a mouthful."
Little Billy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob."
and this..
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Billy.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
2007-05-05 12:40:09 · 9 answers · asked by bluecow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it LOL
2007-05-05 15:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can learn that little Billy is slightly smart and slightly a smart alic.
2007-05-05 20:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that 1 better
2007-05-05 19:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-05 21:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha the first one was good, but the second one made me laugh pretty hard =)
2007-05-05 19:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by WHAMMBAMM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i luv the second one.
2007-05-05 19:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a goodun!
2007-05-05 19:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.that little boy is hilarious.
2007-05-05 22:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by Chatterbox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol xxx
2007-05-05 19:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋