Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

A warning to all Grandmas... be careful what you say... Little Stevie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Stevie just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

2007-04-30 01:31:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mine is O Doyle a kid at school because he hates chairs so much and Ms Alston is my enemy. I'll never forgive her for what she did last year. What about you guys?

2007-04-30 01:31:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:31:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love Dawson's Creek. Specialy the couple Pacey and Joey. They look soooooooooooo good. I watch it over and over and over. Anyone want to comment?

2007-04-30 01:30:47 · 6 answers · asked by angelinajuly 2 in Television

My dog wanted to go for a walk this morning but I didn't sleep well last night and I am REALLY tired. So I put her collar and leash on, opened the door and told her to walk herself! She has been gone for over an hour. It she just being a biatch?

2007-04-30 01:30:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:29:58 · 11 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

(p;s: a star. if u had a smile)

2007-04-30 01:29:56 · 28 answers · asked by Madrid10 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-30 01:29:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:27:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is your favorite alcoholic drink? mine is bacardi razz or a screwdriver... mmm

2007-04-30 01:26:59 · 17 answers · asked by Kelly*Belly 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:26:40 · 24 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Television

A.) Shaun of the Dead
B.) Hot Fuzz
C.) Both were equally great

2007-04-30 01:26:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine would have to be Ms Di Cicco my maths teacher because she is kind and she always explains clearly. What about you guys?

2007-04-30 01:25:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:24:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Alcohol?

2007-04-30 01:21:37 · 13 answers · asked by LastManDancing 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:20:55 · 27 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys

Racked 'em up ??????

2007-04-30 01:19:30 · 13 answers · asked by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 in Polls & Surveys

why?♥

2007-04-30 01:18:15 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and why?

2007-04-30 01:17:23 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

We were outside most of the time grilling n getting sun
N now were all tan n it feels great to be outside all day again

Heheeheee

Have a great day

Nikita n Oksana

2007-04-30 01:16:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your friends because you like them or on the basis of what they can do for you?

2007-04-30 01:15:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im disappointed !! it doesnt have the feel of the other seasons. Im hoping it has a great finish, but im bored with it. The characters act different.. they have the same face...but theyre different characters. The 'feel' of the show is gone in these new episodes. I'll keep watching because im a true fan .

2007-04-30 01:15:19 · 2 answers · asked by laner 1 in Television

2007-04-30 01:14:33 · 55 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:13:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:13:13 · 21 answers · asked by Archangel Gabriel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:12:55 · 14 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Polls & Surveys

besides being on YA?

2007-04-30 01:11:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean i passed the second grade and can lie with the best of them.

2007-04-30 01:11:33 · 6 answers · asked by LastManDancing 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:10:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I had to slap it silly .....

2007-04-30 01:10:31 · 6 answers · asked by G.B.D. XVIII 2 in Polls & Surveys