A warning to all Grandmas... be careful what you say... Little Stevie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Stevie just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"
2007-04-30 01:31:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha. star, nice fresh one!
2007-04-30 01:34:58 · answer #1 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny!!
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Peter Pilot, retired American Airlines Pilot from Dallas."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Father Joe, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."
"Just a minute," says the good father, "that man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?"
"Up here - - we go by results," says Saint Peter, "when you preached - - people slept; when he flew - - people prayed."
2007-04-30 03:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute, gave u a star, grandma is in trooouuuble lol
2007-04-30 02:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one- you got a star from me, too.
2007-04-30 01:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by purpledeucegirl06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cute! I guess she should have asked him are they facing each other or are they both facing the ceiling? LOL!
2007-04-30 01:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. excellent u get a star
2007-04-30 02:25:19 · answer #6 · answered by coolpb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star for you
2007-04-30 01:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by tinta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. good one.
2007-04-30 02:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by knd_ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really cute.
2007-04-30 01:36:21 · answer #9 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) I came, I read, I laughed, I stared :)
2007-04-30 01:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋