There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
(p;s: a star. if u had a smile)
2007-04-30 01:29:56 · 28 answers · asked by Madrid10 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...u got i star ;-)
2007-04-30 02:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by Beautiful B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-04-30 01:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by freddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 03:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny. !0 out of 10.
2007-04-30 01:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by the answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that was a good one
Thanks for the early morning laugh
2007-04-30 02:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup. A star.
2007-05-02 01:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by amanorenzo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile u get a star
2007-04-30 02:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like everyone else. I loved it ! 9/10.
2007-04-30 06:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good i like that, i have given you a star, anymore?
2007-04-30 01:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That was a good one. Keep em coming.
2007-04-30 02:16:55 · answer #10 · answered by knd_ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-04-30 01:54:07 · answer #11 · answered by willow1tree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋