Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

2007-04-30 01:58:03 · 4 answers · asked by kelliewish69 3 in Television

... answer this question?

2007-04-30 01:57:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1 of my fave songs!

2007-04-30 01:56:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Reasons it's great to be a guy:

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

- Movie nudity is virtually always female.

- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

- You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

- You can open all your own jars.

- Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

- When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

- All your orgasms are real.

- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

- Your last name stays put.

- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

- You don't have to shave below your neck.

- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

- You can write your name in the snow.

- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

- Flowers fix everything.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

- You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".

- The world is your urinal.

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

- One mood, all the time

- You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.

- You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

- You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

- Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

- You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.

- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

- You don't mooch off others' desserts.

- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

- The remote control is yours and yours alone.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a littlegift.

- Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.

- You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

- You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

- You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

- If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.

- Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

- You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."

- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

Things that suck about being a guy:

- The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.

- External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.

- Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.

- Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.

- You have to wear ties.

- You can't flirt your way out of a jam.

- "Women and children first."

2007-04-30 01:56:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-30 01:55:56 · 19 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

2007-04-30 01:55:02 · 9 answers · asked by AllyF 1 in Jokes & Riddles

a q tip of course duh! perv

2007-04-30 01:54:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whether it be hurt, sick, broke or whatever; and then when something happens to you where you might need their help, they DUMP you?

2007-04-30 01:54:13 · 22 answers · asked by K~E~G 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:51:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:51:29 · 59 answers · asked by Closed 4 in Polls & Surveys

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
give me a star, i want a star as a present :))))))))
i want at least 100 stars :D




ok ok it is not my bithday but i kept giving stars to people who have their birtday. and i'm jealous :)
and i do not want to wait till september :)

2007-04-30 01:51:12 · 44 answers · asked by Emily 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:50:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.. I dont know, I'm asking You !!

2007-04-30 01:49:19 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Just found that out.

2007-04-30 01:46:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I never listened to Country music before , but I actually found a few songs that I like . Can you name some others that you think I might like ?

brad paisley - whiskey lullaby
sheryl crow - picture
toby keith - i love this bar
deana carter - strawberry wine
darryl worley - pow369
john michael montgomery - letters from home
brad paisley - we danced

2007-04-30 01:46:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-04-30 01:45:01 · 21 answers · asked by *RA RA* 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:39:46 · 24 answers · asked by Ho 4 in Polls & Surveys

According to my Aunties and mum, my grandfather who was colour blind use to fix the wiring and ask his daughter which you was red and green

2007-04-30 01:39:38 · 6 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

extra pocket money in the summer by going berry picking?
I used to in Scotland, raspberries and strawberries

2007-04-30 01:39:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:38:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:38:39 · 14 answers · asked by hollie s 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:38:13 · 6 answers · asked by Marcus B 2 in Music

2007-04-30 01:38:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or more...

2007-04-30 01:37:41 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Be honest.

I do.

2007-04-30 01:37:02 · 15 answers · asked by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 in Polls & Surveys

You had problems in that area all your life but just thought you where fine
Or had the wrong dignose

2007-04-30 01:36:02 · 7 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

To go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

2007-04-30 01:34:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:34:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 01:34:00 · 8 answers · asked by MARYELLEN M 1 in Music

2007-04-30 01:33:36 · 27 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys