A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
2007-04-30 01:55:02 · 9 answers · asked by AllyF 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) I came, I read, I laughed, I stared :)
2007-04-30 01:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Men are evil, they should be shipped off to their own island. The ironic thing about this little anecdote is that it's probably happened at one time or another!
2007-04-30 09:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by rebecca w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! That deserves a star.
2007-04-30 08:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 10:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before but still cracks me up.
2007-04-30 09:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by knd_ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha nice one.
2007-04-30 16:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha!ha!
2007-04-30 08:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by miley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha crazy
2007-04-30 09:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by tinta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-04-30 09:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by james b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋