Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

If you wait around long enough won't there eventually be 3 of everything?

2007-04-30 03:34:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

2007-04-30 03:33:41 · 13 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Jokes & Riddles

why or why not?

2007-04-30 03:33:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:33:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:32:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:32:00 · 21 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

I would spoil myself to my fave meal and some new clothes n makeup,perfume and pampering stuff.And buy a few bedroom luxuries like fancy silk cushions,n fragranced candles,Etc so my home pamper is the best ever.What about you.

2007-04-30 03:31:50 · 18 answers · asked by patsy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Why don't you read the paper or watch the news for a change.

2007-04-30 03:31:00 · 35 answers · asked by Mamma Virgie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:30:40 · 18 answers · asked by rqerita 4 in Polls & Surveys

it's my cat's name, among other things, lol.

2007-04-30 03:30:25 · 9 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:28:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-04-30 03:28:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:28:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They are fighting over whos gonna ride the bycicle first.Mother supieror said if you girls don't stop fighting over that bike.I am putting the seat back on it

2007-04-30 03:27:48 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A seven-year-old?
turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher: "Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?" Tommy: "Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt." Teacher: "Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?" Tommy: "Oh yes Miss, they don't mess around at those crematoriums."

2007-04-30 03:27:11 · 8 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-30 03:23:41 · 11 answers · asked by Mamma Virgie 1 in Polls & Surveys

Consider it a late Christmas gift..

2007-04-30 03:22:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:22:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pretend you don't hear someone when you don't want to talk to them??

2007-04-30 03:22:18 · 15 answers · asked by ~*~Malarie~*~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mary and Joseph in a barn, Mary just given birth to a beautiful baby boy....
Three wise men come baring gifts...
The first wise man enters the barn and bangs his head and clutching his head yelles "Jesus Christ"...
Mary turns to Joseph and says "That's a much nicer name that Brian" !!!!!
If you smiled (or groned) how about a star :)

2007-04-30 03:21:17 · 27 answers · asked by Ωmega 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-30 03:19:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm looking for the best/funniest slogans out there! please help!

2007-04-30 03:18:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-04-30 03:18:27 · 14 answers · asked by saywhat? 2 in Polls & Surveys

An attractive young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

2007-04-30 03:17:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The old version and the new one. Thanks in advance.

2007-04-30 03:17:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-04-30 03:17:14 · 37 answers · asked by Mamma Virgie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:17:06 · 1 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:16:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want scary movies and strange movies please that I can rent. Please no high school horror movies about babysitters running up the stairs, I want real scary movies and anything wierd. Thanks in advanced.

2007-04-30 03:15:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-04-30 03:15:23 · 25 answers · asked by Rico 2 in Polls & Surveys