A seven-year-old?
turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher: "Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?" Tommy: "Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt." Teacher: "Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?" Tommy: "Oh yes Miss, they don't mess around at those crematoriums."
2007-04-30 03:27:11 · 8 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was pretty good!
8 of 10 and a Star.
And that's the way I want to be done in, Cremated, and my ashes mixed in with the tile grout of a good looking woman's bathroom floor!
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2007-04-30 03:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 10:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha [3/5]
2007-04-30 10:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Titan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good.lol
2007-04-30 10:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by Snake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha
2007-05-01 02:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2007-04-30 10:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by sara 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
herd this one already
2007-04-30 10:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha. that was so dang funny!! stars for you!!
2007-04-30 10:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋