Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that Her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

2007-04-30 04:03:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please explain how he was able to live at the end of the moive?

2007-04-30 04:03:06 · 8 answers · asked by Eva 2 in Movies

Was there a song like that?

2007-04-30 04:02:58 · 15 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:02:00 · 14 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Polls & Surveys

monday morning ya know

2007-04-30 04:01:39 · 28 answers · asked by *RA RA* 5 in Polls & Surveys

The butter. :)

2007-04-30 04:00:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:00:48 · 21 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

i thank all who are serving, have served, or have loved ones who do or have. i really appreciate your sacrifices for my freedom. thank you very much. p.s. i will post this every time i am online until our soldiers come home. God bless you all and happy day:)

2007-04-30 04:00:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:00:24 · 11 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

They are really big fans of Apple Pie "A LA" Mode??

2007-04-30 03:59:50 · 11 answers · asked by ♣4x4 strikes back♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:59:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:58:53 · 8 answers · asked by *RA RA* 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:58:18 · 7 answers · asked by im_your_huckleberry 3 in Polls & Surveys

party with out crying? Every song I have chosen I end up crying like a baby. What should I do????

Here are some of the songs:
My Wish by Rascal Flatts
She's a butterfly by Martina McBride
Break away by Kelly Clarkson

2007-04-30 03:58:04 · 11 answers · asked by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 in Polls & Surveys

a blind man walks into a barbershop..

the barber asks. what can I do for you?

the man asks..isn't this a barber shop ??.

the barber..yes, didn't you read the sign or are you blind??

the man, yes I'm blind, whats your excuse?

2007-04-30 03:57:32 · 15 answers · asked by bagel lover 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine is my time is now by:John Cena and grlfriend By:Avril Laveign

2007-04-30 03:57:28 · 9 answers · asked by Cena`s Grl 1 in Music

2007-04-30 03:56:16 · 3 answers · asked by Sandy R 1 in Celebrities

I had used this as an answer to a question, but it was so great I had to give it it's own page.

2007-04-30 03:54:01 · 16 answers · asked by RING GIRL II 4 in Polls & Surveys

lets switch the theme for goodness sake!

2007-04-30 03:53:56 · 25 answers · asked by Jahpson 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:53:56 · 2 answers · asked by Sandy R 1 in Celebrities

and why that one? how does it fit you?

2007-04-30 03:51:58 · 27 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why is New York coming back for another VH1 show?
Everyone seems to hate her. People were happy to see pumkin spit on her.

2007-04-30 03:51:35 · 6 answers · asked by regine600 1 in Television

I have to sing at a festival and since it is our centinnial, We are required to sing a song that was made famous by someone from Oklahoma, or a famous song about Oklahoma. HELP PLEASE!!

2007-04-30 03:51:22 · 7 answers · asked by Stephanie 2 in Music

2007-04-30 03:51:05 · 6 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've gotta switch to my other account, I've reached my daily limits. Gotta break into the reserves...

2007-04-30 03:50:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to have sex with many people?

or

to be with the person that u really loved and have no sex?

what would u choose?

2007-04-30 03:50:48 · 24 answers · asked by jojobean20 2 in Polls & Surveys

Thought I'd represent the other side...ha ha.

2007-04-30 03:50:42 · 10 answers · asked by Robert B 7 in Polls & Surveys

where's the butter????

2007-04-30 03:50:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 03:48:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is it a mid season replacement?

2007-04-30 03:47:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television