Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

2007-04-30 04:32:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What is the strangest thing you have ever found comfort in? It could be anything....maybe even just something only you understand?

2007-04-30 04:32:14 · 7 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:32:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
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A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi. "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

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A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

2007-04-30 04:31:34 · 9 answers · asked by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-30 04:31:08 · 13 answers · asked by Jahpson 5 in Polls & Surveys

Wish me luck for tomorrow, as i think i'm going to go now? Thank you!

2007-04-30 04:30:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did it work out?

2007-04-30 04:30:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:30:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:30:04 · 18 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

the more tired i am, the less i dream & the less i remember the dreams

2007-04-30 04:29:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever felt like you´ve been a loner for so long that you honestly dont know how to function around other people anymore?

2007-04-30 04:28:56 · 5 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Polls & Surveys

DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."

2007-04-30 04:26:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:26:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my back itches....

2007-04-30 04:26:42 · 8 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:24:41 · 10 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:21:02 · 8 answers · asked by Miss Lady Clairol 1 in Music

DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."

2007-04-30 04:19:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Isn't so sweet?

2007-04-30 04:19:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or reservations for two in a stuffy busy expensive resteraunt for two type?

2007-04-30 04:18:18 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:15:08 · 11 answers · asked by curiousjules 3 in Movies

people here had our address and phone numbers?

2007-04-30 04:11:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My daughter took a bottle of apple cider vinegar off the counter (I had set it there because I'm making my brother in law some of his favorite pork chops) and she thought it was apple juice. I said "it's not apple juice, it's nasty stuff" but she saw the picture of the apple on the bottle and the coloring was right and I could see that she was about to take a big swig and I just let her do it.

Next time she'll believe me.

2007-04-30 04:11:34 · 24 answers · asked by RING GIRL II 4 in Polls & Surveys

i've never met such nerds in all my days

you all sound like a bunch of old women

"dont smoke weed its bad for you"

"dont use bad grammer"

"make sure you take your vitamins in the morning"

"dont talk about homosexuals thats discrimination"

"dont say anti american things because thats anti american"

"dont mix your cereal with whole milk"
waaah waah waahh

you all sound like one big *** married couple

2007-04-30 04:09:14 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:08:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:)

2007-04-30 04:07:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:07:14 · 13 answers · asked by NONAME 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 04:05:59 · 9 answers · asked by WADDOYAKNO? 1 in Celebrities

mine was not cutting the ties sooner.

2007-04-30 04:05:14 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ELSE has asked?

2007-04-30 04:04:51 · 7 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.

"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.

"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"

2007-04-30 04:04:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles