A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
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A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi. "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
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A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
2007-04-30 04:31:34 · 9 answers · asked by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe, fuuny!!! 10/10
2007-04-30 04:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 04:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last two were really funny.
2007-04-30 05:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slightly better than average.
2007-04-30 04:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by MrGlich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one I didn't find to funny, but the last 2 were good. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-30 04:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. Goodies, all!
2007-04-30 08:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.lol
2007-04-30 04:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
STAR!
2007-04-30 04:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L ! ! ! ! ! !
2007-04-30 08:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋