An attractive young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
2007-04-30 03:17:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-30 13:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by BAD GUY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 16:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-30 08:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 04:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats one smart priest...
2007-04-30 03:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by failedmemory 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That`s a good one!
2007-04-30 03:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by MISTY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl
2007-04-30 03:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny
2007-04-30 03:21:45 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.....Thanks for that one!!! I loved it!!!!
2007-04-30 03:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that is so funny
2007-04-30 03:31:41 · answer #10 · answered by sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋