Entertainment & Music - 20 April 2007

(apologies to any germans, dont mean any offence!)

FITZ NICE'N'TITE

2007-04-20 22:32:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-20 22:32:27 · 12 answers · asked by miss@merica 2 in Polls & Surveys

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name, Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for V--gra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin.

2007-04-20 22:26:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

2007-04-20 22:26:15 · 11 answers · asked by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 in Jokes & Riddles

1 a. monopoly b. animal theme c. sport theme
2. a. tea b. coffee c. chocolate
3. a. playstation b. nintendo c. x box
4. a. Olympics b. Paralympic c. Special olympic
d. Deaf Olympics
5. a. music b. t.v c. radio d. computer
6. a. board games b. card games c. guessing games
d. mind games like chess
7. a. funny dress b. bad tasted c. another country dress
d. another area in history
8. a. painting b. cooking c. puzzles d. reading
9. a. soccer b. cricket c. basketball d. netball
10 a. tent b. cabin c. self contain unit d. restort

2007-04-20 22:25:41 · 14 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 22:25:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".

2007-04-20 22:23:30 · 11 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. One day they met up and discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, the mother sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. I spend most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

2007-04-20 22:21:16 · 22 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Its on the floor under a plastic lid...and my dog is sittin there trying to get it lol...what should i do with the damned thang.?

2007-04-20 22:20:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you mean by smile ?
How to smile?
To whom to smile?
tell me some variety of smile

2007-04-20 22:19:30 · 17 answers · asked by princess 2 in Polls & Surveys

People fake an accent because they think it sounds 'cool'

2007-04-20 22:18:16 · 42 answers · asked by LONDONER © 6 in Polls & Surveys

Make your duo pick... Why?

2007-04-20 22:17:44 · 7 answers · asked by Zhil 1 in Television

which of these two series u will choose?

2007-04-20 22:15:33 · 14 answers · asked by extian_03 2 in Television

Mine is Boones Farm

2007-04-20 22:12:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 22:11:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

hus better?

2007-04-20 22:11:05 · 20 answers · asked by keys 1 in Music

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man??? An addadictomy

2007-04-20 22:09:51 · 11 answers · asked by michelledenay 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm doing a survey for a teens magazine and would like to know some of the things that annoy you. It would be a great deal of help if u could provide ur name, age and school & probably da country too. Thnx!

2007-04-20 22:09:04 · 12 answers · asked by Sk8erGurl 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a Libra with venus in Scorpio.Whenever I'm involved with a Cancer it's always a very tumultuous relationship.Whether it be a friend,sibling or mate.It always starts out GREAT..and ends HORRIBLY.And I can NEVER get over them..only block them out..Why is this?Is it the stars..or just a coincedence?

2007-04-20 22:07:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-04-20 22:02:27 · 26 answers · asked by luvmuzic 2 in Polls & Surveys

only girls shood answer......

2007-04-20 22:02:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 22:01:00 · 26 answers · asked by cheryl b official 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think he forgot to add the "K" after the "One"?

2007-04-20 22:00:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 22:00:19 · 17 answers · asked by ~dreamvette~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think it was Samual L. Jackson, but I'm not sure. It's really been bugging me. I have OCD and cannot stop obsessing about stupid little thinngs like movie quotes, entimology of words, things less than 3 inces from the edge of shelves, etc. So give me a break.

2007-04-20 22:00:17 · 1 answers · asked by DeVeega 3 in Movies

2007-04-20 21:59:27 · 19 answers · asked by floatnfun 4 in Polls & Surveys

The title of any musical episode would be appreciated. Thank you!

2007-04-20 21:58:12 · 2 answers · asked by freebird31wizard 6 in Television

2007-04-20 21:57:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It is Not "Allegiance". I've been searching for ages.
A million thanks to anyone who can provide the correct answer. And the first one gets the points of course... :)

2007-04-20 21:56:31 · 2 answers · asked by freebird31wizard 6 in Television

2007-04-20 21:55:50 · 20 answers · asked by Smart Ash 3 in Music