Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. One day they met up and discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, the mother sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. I spend most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"
2007-04-20 22:21:16 · 22 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MMMMMMMMM..CHICKEN!!!AAAgAAHHHHGHH!
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2007-04-20 22:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool Joke
2007-04-20 22:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by brandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-04-20 22:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by ashymojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-04-20 22:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that replaced into so humorous,i had to tell my husband ,he replaced into cracking up additionally.to respond to your question i could say if she is something like my mom,i'm helpful she informed your father and did no longer kiss him for a month L.O.L.
2016-10-03 08:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by fogleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-21 00:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and that's why we need to put our mothers in an institution before they do too many embarrassing things like that....
2007-04-20 22:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!10 on 10
2007-04-20 22:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-04-20 22:24:30 · answer #9 · answered by Chazza xx Baby born 7/11/09 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,made me laugh a lot!
2007-04-21 03:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
extremely funny
2007-04-20 22:26:00 · answer #11 · answered by mosrider2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋