Entertainment & Music - 19 April 2007

I think in some ways it is a bad influence on everybody.

2007-04-19 14:57:09 · 3 answers · asked by ocean 1 in Polls & Surveys

And Eats Chocolate cake for breakfast?
It does have eggs and milk after all.

2007-04-19 14:56:15 · 6 answers · asked by mysticalviking 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-19 14:54:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"

Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.

Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.

When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

Question: How did Christopher Columbus finance his trip to America? Answer: With the Discover Card.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Show me where Stalin's buried and I'll show you a communist plot.

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"

This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill."

A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw."

2007-04-19 14:54:34 · 11 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i beleive spider man is the poorest super hero. what are your veiws

2007-04-19 14:53:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

man that song is stuck in my head..so I had to ask it as a question

props for creative answers

2007-04-19 14:52:40 · 8 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

( It ) can be anything...do you want something in the now or can you wait for it?

2007-04-19 14:52:13 · 13 answers · asked by G=ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

Would it be more peaceful or would there be more wars? How would the world be different than it is today?

2007-04-19 14:50:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know her, but has she got a problem?

2007-04-19 14:50:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 14:48:48 · 4 answers · asked by best answer 3 in Television

2007-04-19 14:47:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do u think? give me your opinion

2007-04-19 14:47:18 · 16 answers · asked by i 3 in Television

This guy gets this women pregnant and keeps her hostage in his house in the middle of nowhere. she manges to escape by jumping over a water fall. She ends up having the baby. At the end she tricks the guy in to thinking she was going to throw him (baby) out the window and he jumps after him and dies in the end. I watch this almost ten years ago and it's been bugging me I don't know any actors in it. IT'S NOT HIDE AND SEEK.

2007-04-19 14:46:26 · 2 answers · asked by Tara Elaine 4 in Movies

These are only meant to amuse!

HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN -

Wow.. and your feet are so big!

I guess this makes me the early bird!

But it still works...right?

Are you cold, maybe...?

2007-04-19 14:46:12 · 20 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what does it mean ?

2007-04-19 14:43:11 · 18 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

felt the clocks stood still?

2007-04-19 14:42:57 · 23 answers · asked by Scarlett 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 14:42:33 · 23 answers · asked by gone from here too 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 14:41:16 · 4 answers · asked by girl whos wondering 2 in Music

The first 1 says "Man it's hot in here!" The second 1 says "Holy Crap! You're a talking cupcake!"

2007-04-19 14:39:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I believe he was playing the piano in that gold scene.

2007-04-19 14:39:55 · 2 answers · asked by ShullyR 1 in Movies

everyone has one, you know it!

2007-04-19 14:39:12 · 23 answers · asked by Reem 3 in Polls & Surveys

and scream for help even though you know nobody will ever hear you?

2007-04-19 14:38:51 · 12 answers · asked by Scarlett 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 14:38:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 14:37:41 · 11 answers · asked by cinco75137 1 in Music

2007-04-19 14:36:55 · 28 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am making a movie with my friends and Im wondering if It is legle to use music from artists? The movie is not for profit.

2007-04-19 14:35:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Me-laptop.

2007-04-19 14:34:51 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

To complete you..?

2007-04-19 14:33:05 · 26 answers · asked by Scarlett 3 in Polls & Surveys

I LOVE TEXAS! I'd move there in a millisecond.

Oklahoma, the Carolinas, Alabama, Tennessee (more than 30 minutes south of Kentucky,) and Georgia (Metro Atlanta) are also nice and I could be very content and happy in any of those places.

I live in Kentucky now and do not care for it at all. The job market and education system aren't that great, and neither are the people. I don't think I'd be very comfortable in Virginia, Florida, or Georgia outside of Atlanta, either.

2007-04-19 14:32:40 · 29 answers · asked by BlanketyBlank 1 in Polls & Surveys

fingers am i holding up

2007-04-19 14:32:18 · 7 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys