Entertainment & Music - 19 April 2007

2007-04-19 15:12:58 · 25 answers · asked by shamrock shake 2 in Polls & Surveys

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replied Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"

"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"

"Sure," Bob says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?'

'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"

2007-04-19 15:12:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

method of asking questions, just to suck people in?

2007-04-19 15:12:22 · 5 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 15:11:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Phobia?

2007-04-19 15:11:14 · 9 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

So I hear it in a song, and it means happiness or something relating to that. I read it in a uhm...story...and it means orgasm. What exactly is it?


Hey I am NOT trying to be a pervert...I am really just curious...and if you give me a perverted answer, then I WILL not pick you for a best answer an I SHALL delete the question, basically spamming your "My Answers" Page....

so *bwahahaha!*

And remember....
NO PERVY ANSWERS!!! (just give me like a definition or something...and ew no don't give me a source saying "expirience"......yukk...)

2007-04-19 15:11:08 · 10 answers · asked by Murr;; Fang 3 in Polls & Surveys

1 She aint got no money..
2 You can stretch right up an' touch the sky
3 If a man ever needed dyin, he did..
4 We'll get it together and get it all done..
5 Along with the sunshine there's gotta be a little rain sometime..
6 Her weapon were her crystal eyes...

2007-04-19 15:10:31 · 10 answers · asked by brainstorm 6 in Music

2007-04-19 15:09:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...sexual fantasies about Richard Simmons?

I keep telling him it doesn't work. I think he may just be hocking the product for the money.

2007-04-19 15:09:22 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst s £ x with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.

Star if ya like :D

2007-04-19 15:09:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One hand or two? All laid back in the seat or up on the wheel. Fast or slow? Full details

2007-04-19 15:09:19 · 24 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why or Why not?

2007-04-19 15:08:50 · 15 answers · asked by hbuckmeister 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 15:08:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just bought a big 'ol bag of animal crackers...yum. I even laid some out and started naming the animal shapes...lol..okay I'm done.

And you?

2007-04-19 15:07:55 · 25 answers · asked by Vegas♠Bound 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 15:06:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 15:04:55 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

something like that to hear what they want to offer you or just give a figure on the "low" or "high" end of what you have researched?

Eg, Graduate Engineer : 45k-50k by research, what do you say if you are not sure what the company is willing to pay you?

(just being prepared in case it happens. thanks!)

your advice would be appreciated!

2007-04-19 15:04:52 · 10 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

prefer forks over spoons??

2007-04-19 15:04:34 · 16 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you know how to play the violin, then I have a few questions.
was it hard for you to learn?
did you had previous experience playing oder instrument?
did you had a basic knowledge about playing music?
Now much time did it took you?
did you take private lessons or group lessons, or did you do it by yourself?
how long has it been since you learned?
how much time passed before you started feeling comfortable using the violin?
what was your age when you started learning?
do you consider yourself good?
in a scale of 1-10 rate yourself in playing violin.
any advice?

2007-04-19 15:02:45 · 7 answers · asked by Poseidon 2 in Music

How old are you and when did you first get into the band and what do you like about them?

2007-04-19 15:02:25 · 2 answers · asked by Steve A 2 in Music

every guy ive dated ive cheated on and i had no reason to cheat on some of them. ive cheated on every girl ive dated too.

2007-04-19 15:01:00 · 18 answers · asked by CreamSaver2 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 15:00:31 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ A pirates life for me ♥ 2 in Music

or right-handed?


im right-handed...

2007-04-19 14:58:47 · 45 answers · asked by i tell it how it is! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 14:58:32 · 35 answers · asked by skinny piggy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-19 14:58:30 · 17 answers · asked by Joe S 1 in Music

Were people happy in the audience when he got eliminated?...i will miss him.

2007-04-19 14:58:26 · 42 answers · asked by Hey! 1 in Television

I would say "Courage the Cowerdly Dog." I hated that show.

2007-04-19 14:58:15 · 41 answers · asked by the cat's pajamas 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did you know you fail tests you didn't even know you were taking?

2007-04-19 14:57:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey everyone!

So what city, state & country do you live in?
What's your FAV thing about where you live???

Thanks for sharin'! ;)

2007-04-19 14:57:15 · 16 answers · asked by *Chika* 4 in Polls & Surveys

p.s. tonights' episode

2007-04-19 14:57:11 · 3 answers · asked by jen t 2 in Television