Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?'
'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
2007-04-19 15:12:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that's just wrong!!!
Funny, but wrong.
2007-04-19 15:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah i guess. i found the part where you say that Steve falls and is killed instatly and then how the ambulence just comes and take his body away. that was funny!
2007-04-19 15:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by delux191jnz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde is going to the community eating place, buys a small drink for herself, and sits right down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize decal on the edge of her cup on an identical time as she is eating. After pulling off the tab, she starts screaming, "I gained a motor homestead! I gained a motor homestead!" The waitress runs over and argues, "it is impossible. the main important prize given away became a stero equipment!" The blonde replies, "No. I gained a motor homestead!" by making use of this time, the administrative makes his excess of to the table, and he too argues, "you may desire to no longer probable have gained a motor homestead because of the fact we did no longer have that as considered one of our prizes." returned the blonde says, "there isn't any mistake! I gained a motor homestead!" The blonde palms the prize value ticket to the administrative and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
2016-12-26 15:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-19 15:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I like that one lol
2007-04-19 15:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes girl good job i love it you really did hit the spot with this one way to go my friend i just can not stop laughing at your joke because it is so funny you really did nail this one girl i just can not stop talking about how much i love your joke because it really is funny and good job once again girl and thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-19 15:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
laugh loud plus out
2007-04-19 15:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats horrible:( Yet funny:)
2007-04-19 15:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats horrible!!!
((trys not to laugh)) XD
2007-04-19 15:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
aww so mean! LOL BUT FUNNY!
2007-04-19 16:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by jaimeDEJECTED 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋