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...sexual fantasies about Richard Simmons?

I keep telling him it doesn't work. I think he may just be hocking the product for the money.

2007-04-19 15:09:22 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Ty is trying to tell you that the aspirin will thin your blood and cause your erection to be very soft and unnoticeable...we know how you love Richard Simmons.

2007-04-19 15:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

Bayer Aspirin Coated Tablets, (Pack ...Some folks take a "baby" aspirin (81-160 mgs) each day to prevent blood clots from ... Most adults will easily tolerate a dose of 650 mg (2 tablets)

2007-04-19 22:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0 0

I have tried hypnosis but, I can't keep thinking about him either. Just thinking about him gives me a headache. Your questions are quirky, but you don't get suspended multiple times like I do. Which Yahoo staff member have you been sleeping with? I think staff member Debbie was in a spiteful mood because I tore her mattress tag off and stole her electric Tickle Me Pink Elmo Doll. They can be so petty. There is a little gyorzyk in all of us. Der, would you agree. Or, are you too bewitched to answer?

2007-04-20 21:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When TY yells, MOVE THAT BUS, does the image of Richard Simmons jumping out in a thong flash in front of you to.

2007-04-19 22:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0 1

I think Ty may view you as his "special project" for this week. Better sleep with one eye open...oh wait! Silly me! You only HAVE one eye anyway!

2007-04-19 22:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

He's just a paid spokesman. From what I understand, it's not working for him either but he's got to make a living.

2007-04-19 22:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 0 0

and buying more Sears appliances will help ALL your problems go away, including your crushes on chubby girly men like the simms.

2007-04-19 22:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by polly-pocket 5 · 0 0

Well , ya know, they'll do anything to sell a product these days.

2007-04-19 22:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥*MCR is LIFE*♥ 3 · 0 0

You must see his ads in men's magazines. Because whenever I see him he is trying to sell asshole ointment. He says it soothes itchy, red assholes. Like George Bush, I suppose.

2007-04-19 22:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by 1K 6 · 1 0

WOW YOU HAVE SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT RICHARD SIMMONS..LOL

2007-04-19 22:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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