An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst s £ x with a woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.
Star if ya like :D
2007-04-19 15:09:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OhEmGee how can you not get it?!?
2007-04-19 15:13:10 · update #1
hahaha i love this its sooo Funny :)
2007-04-19 15:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 12:28:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-19 15:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Haha.
2007-04-19 21:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by shortgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-04-19 16:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, an oldy but a goody
2007-04-19 16:21:36 · answer #6 · answered by statics1977 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhaha lmao!
cool (:
you like hellogoodbye?
2007-04-19 16:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by jaimeDEJECTED 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nah
2007-04-19 15:37:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes girl i love it high 5 and good job you really did nail this one girl and way to go girl because i really do love your joke somuch i just can not stop laughing at your joke because it is so funny you really did nail this one and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it and good job once again because this really was funny and i really did enjoy laughing at your joke because it was good.
2007-04-19 15:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
lmao that was hilarious hehehehe!!
2007-04-19 22:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by lovely 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋