Entertainment & Music - 12 April 2007

Ok the Gorillaz music is getting kinda old, nothing new, same old crud, some are good some aren't. Any scoop?

sorry dumb 11 year old question....( i am 11)

2007-04-12 10:04:29 · 3 answers · asked by none 3 in Music

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A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.

He realises that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilised and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

2007-04-12 10:04:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you seen the compromisi photos of 17-year Old Hayden Panettiere of "Heroes" the New Hollywood Bad Girl?

Is 17-year Old Hayden Panettiere of "Heroes" the New Hollywood Bad Girl?
http://teenwag.com/poll?n=1462

http://www.teenwag.com/poll?n=1461

2007-04-12 10:03:13 · 4 answers · asked by Mom of 3 loves boys 1 in Celebrities

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What's the thing...?

that rips your... inner clouds?

2007-04-12 10:02:27 · 9 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you collect anything strictly for pleasure?

Personally, I collect fairies (miniature figurines).

They are a surreal enchantment and absolutely gorgeous & exquisite to look at and bring pure & utter joy to my life!

2007-04-12 10:01:26 · 25 answers · asked by Devilish Angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite "Far Side" cartoon by Gary Larsen?

Mine is the Boneless Chicken Ranch with all the boneless chickens laying around.

2007-04-12 10:01:08 · 20 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

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If you could open up any business of your own, what would it be?

2007-04-12 10:00:24 · 33 answers · asked by countess 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Will the Answers Community please pray for me? My 18 year old son is going to ENLIST in the Army! I am so?

thankful for the Men and Women that protect us! But .....I am a Mother am freaking out! I am not myself! I am just sick! Please pray for me! AMY

2007-04-12 09:59:52 · 14 answers · asked by Amy E 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What are some other bands like these ones???

30 Seconds to mars
The Academy is
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
AFI
Aerosmith
Metallica
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
Korn
Anberlin
Amber Pacific
Augustana
The Beatles
Blink 182
Boys like girls
The Classic Crime
Cute is what we aim for
Fall out boy
Guns n' roses
Hinder
Lynard Skynard
Motley Crue
My Chemical Romance
Panic! At the disco
Pantera
The Pink Spiders
The Recieving end of stars
Saosin
Slipknot
Taking back sunday
Three days grace

thx!!!

2007-04-12 09:59:49 · 7 answers · asked by Lets play Russian Roulette 6 in Music

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Do you ever go to funerals for the free food?

2007-04-12 09:59:39 · 20 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is this joke funny?

Bed Golf: Rules Of Play.

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
Players are cautioned to not mention other courses they have played or are currently playing. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
Players are encourage to have proper rain gear, just in case.
Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate forms of play in this case.
Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider a private course.
The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting the play the backside.
Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
It is considered and outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

2007-04-12 09:59:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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which supermarket offers the best value for money?

2007-04-12 09:58:12 · 36 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your staple food?

What one food do you have to have in your refrigerator or freezer at all times?
Mine is Ice Cream... I love it.

2007-04-12 09:57:55 · 18 answers · asked by calisweetieus 2 in Polls & Surveys

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do you have any weird family traditions?

one of ours when i was younger was watching the dukes of hazzards whilst eating macaroni cheese followed by ice buns!

2007-04-12 09:57:45 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What Willie Nelson hit contains the lines "Good morning America , I love you"?

2007-04-12 09:57:43 · 13 answers · asked by maggie19401 1 in Music

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Do you drive around town to find the cheapest gas/petrol price?

What is the maximum price you would pay for gas/petrol?

2007-04-12 09:57:26 · 17 answers · asked by diva 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think the Earth is thousands of years old or billions of years old?

2007-04-12 09:56:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone here believe that guys who are nerdy are the sweetest?

They seem to have the best personalites and are not as shallow. Now, they may like to play Warcraft everyday, but I actually think I could deal with that. he he

2007-04-12 09:56:19 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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