A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.
He realises that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilised and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
2007-04-12 10:04:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes an oldie but a goodie
2007-04-12 10:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-04-12 17:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by puppylove 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. 7/10.
2007-04-12 17:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes! I thought it was really good.
2007-04-12 17:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by ladybluewings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a horrible frickin joke. how can you have such a keen sense of humor. you are awesome!!!! you got good taste in jokes i tell yacause that one was so g*d damn stupid i'm gonna go shoot myself in the head!!. thanks for the laugh it was great you get a star!
2007-04-12 18:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by mlkirchgessner 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I thought that was halarious...I am still laughing!
2007-04-12 17:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Randi M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a tid bit retarded but ummmmm im not sure i laugh inside
2007-04-12 17:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by *Victoria* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I have a different version of this.
2007-04-15 08:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hot
2007-04-12 17:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-04-12 17:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by arieal g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋