Entertainment & Music - 12 April 2007

2007-04-12 12:50:32 · 54 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ith everyone feelin' good thith evening?

2007-04-12 12:49:01 · 3 answers · asked by The Anthwer Man 3 in Polls & Surveys

a woman goes into a s£x shop, its her first time and she is a little nervous. she goes up to the counter and the assistant says "take your time dont be nervous and have a good look around"
so the woman goes over to the v ibrator section and comes back with 3,
a white one, a black one and a red one.
as she is paying the assistant said to her "the white one is a good choice, its compact and discreet, for everyday use and the black one well thats for special occasions when you want something a little bigger
but you better take the red one back

its the fire extinguisher

2007-04-12 12:47:38 · 20 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it all made up?

2007-04-12 12:47:30 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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It's a sprite for a game, but are her clothes too revealing? Why? She's a priestess.

2007-04-12 12:47:29 · 10 answers · asked by QS 1 in Polls & Surveys

Whenever Simon talks about stuff like "That's so cabaret" and all that, Sanjaya mouths off to his face. According to my mom, Sanjaya's rude and disrespectful. No offense Sanjaya! My friend (She's Indian) says he's the new version of Shah Rukh Khan LOL!!!!

2007-04-12 12:46:57 · 18 answers · asked by Kaitland K 1 in Celebrities

Since I can't get a licence to drive & my way of getting around is my mountain bike, what other bags would work? (backpacks are too big & public places, etc. think I'm sneaking in things or trying to stealing things & don't allow them inside.

2007-04-12 12:46:40 · 8 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-12 12:46:05 · 22 answers · asked by Ron Burgundy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Granted most roll off after 2 minutes snoring and farting...But then they are not the magnificent Cad. All you lovely American ladies out there. Are your men folk up to the job ? Or do you need Cad to come (I say) amongst you..... Rather

2007-04-12 12:45:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

either by a sweetie, just something that really makes you feel special?

Mine is : My Fair Indian Maiden ♥
ahhhhhh be still me heart and let the winds rush through my soul to capture each moment of each breath as a sigh relaxes my being.....Be happ all
have fun

2007-04-12 12:44:46 · 40 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

My partner talks in his sleep, and has come out with some goodies. The best I have heard is 'It's not a scam...it's an educational pursuit'.

2007-04-12 12:44:36 · 35 answers · asked by M3 3 in Polls & Surveys

the teacher gave the class smarties in trig, and one of my friends crushed one up and pretended it was crack, and everyone laughed (it was really funny, and no, he doesn't really use crack), but now we can't talk at all in trig, and the teacher's really mad at us. Do you think that this was extreme?

2007-04-12 12:44:11 · 8 answers · asked by - Tudor Gothic Serpent - 6 in Polls & Surveys

I for one think not..she has a great smile, a great body and is really improving each week in her voice and singing. So what if she shows some skin...aren't most stars (female) gotten their rise this way? (pardon the pun)! I feel very sorry for her last night....She could sing to me any day (Haley use your assets to better yourself....pose for Playboy..GO HALEY! As for that piece of s###...Sanjaya...don't you think he is using his sister's sexy body as a promotional device? Shame on him!
He should be the next one to get axed....a lot of better talent is ahead of him including Haley who is gone until next season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Haley I hope you read this...if so please respond!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-12 12:42:56 · 11 answers · asked by theitalianlover13 1 in Television

What did it to you?

2007-04-12 12:42:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A dog and cat translator? Apparently there's a hand held device that when placed in front of your dog or cat's mouth it can translate the sounds into words. Cost $199.00

Which one of you suckers fell for that?

2007-04-12 12:41:38 · 11 answers · asked by Lord Vader 2 in Polls & Surveys

is he that stupid?

2007-04-12 12:41:37 · 14 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-12 12:40:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My son loved anything with a hook-- trucks, tug boats, ect-- and one day in the grocery store when he was 3, he started yelling about how he loved "hookers".
I thought I was gonna die of embarrassment.
(Then my 8 year old wanted to know why I was so red...)

2007-04-12 12:40:51 · 11 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

someone who broke up with someone they still love but they know braking up with them was the best for both of them?

2007-04-12 12:38:26 · 10 answers · asked by melissa h 1 in Music

2007-04-12 12:38:25 · 20 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is Bruce Wayne going to retire at some point?

Look, Dick Grayson's an adult and Tim's practically an adult. So at what point does Bruce decide he's too old to be crashing through skylights and getting shot at or get killed for not making this decision? I understand Bruce Wayne "is" Batman and it would be twist in the whole Batman mythology but he has these successors lined up who are getting older. If he is replaced I'd have to say it should be Tim to take on the mantle. Dick is highly qualified but doesn't seem to want to take up the mantle. In fact he seems to be disgruntled with Bruce. Tim on the other hand is a less qualified as far as skills particularly in combat but he is much more driven. He has time to pick up the skills he lacks and I believe his personality qualifies him well beyond Dick. After all, Tim did volunteer.

So what do you think is going to become of Bruce, his cronies are getting older and so is he?

2007-04-12 12:37:03 · 6 answers · asked by Yahoo Sucks 5 in Comics & Animation

She recently appeared on THE VIEW and has published a book on her life with foster parents etc.

2007-04-12 12:36:15 · 2 answers · asked by elizabeth 1 in Celebrities

I heard this a couple days ago...i thought it was kinda funny


i'll post the answer in five minutes

2007-04-12 12:35:47 · 9 answers · asked by oh dang!its Katie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-12 12:34:44 · 43 answers · asked by Caroline S 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-12 12:34:07 · 3 answers · asked by robertc_tas 2 in Music

It seems once they stopped prohibiting communists from making/starring in films, the quality went down. And there seem to be hundreds, if not thousands of libs in hollywood bringing down the quality of filmmaking.

2007-04-12 12:34:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This is not a question, it is a demand and a statement. You need more cowbell! In your life, at you work, in your food, on your radio, everywhere.

2007-04-12 12:32:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

An Irishman walks into a pub and orders three pints of Guinness, taking a sip out of each pint in turn.
The barman says to him, "A pint goes flat after I pull it - it'd be better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, I have two brothers, one in America and the other in Australia. We promised we'd all drink this way to remember the days we supped together."
Over the weeks the Irishman becomes a regular and always buys his drinks three at a time, until one day, when he orders just two pints. The other drinkers fall silent.
"I don't want to intrude on your grief," says the barman when the Irishman comes back for a second round, "but I wanted to say I'm sorry for your loss."
"Oh, no," says the Irishman, "my brothers are fit and well, it's just that I've given up drinking."

2007-04-12 12:32:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Conjugal visits

2007-04-12 12:32:09 · 27 answers · asked by ♥NEVAR♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've heard it a couple of times and I'd love to know who sings it and when it came out.

Thanks!

2007-04-12 12:31:17 · 6 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Music