what do you think?

Question

a woman goes into a s£x shop, its her first time and she is a little nervous. she goes up to the counter and the assistant says "take your time dont be nervous and have a good look around"
so the woman goes over to the v ibrator section and comes back with 3,
a white one, a black one and a red one.
as she is paying the assistant said to her "the white one is a good choice, its compact and discreet, for everyday use and the black one well thats for special occasions when you want something a little bigger
but you better take the red one back

its the fire extinguisher

Answer 1

Good one , you're very talended .If you continue like this
you'll be a star .
I love it .

Answer 2

Lmfao , im avin that one , nice one ! Any more?



A boy walks in on his mom and dad whilst they were at it , "mom why are you sitting up and down on daddy?" the mom replies "because hes got a fat belly and im trying to push it down!!!! " the little boy ses "no point in doing that , everytime your at work the babysitter comes round and blows it up again!!!" lol


Yours was better

Answer 3

Now thats what i call a joke. Brilliant. 10/10+star. x

Answer 4

hahahahahaahahahhaha ..........joking arnt ya a fire extinguisher...as if ....hahahahahhahaahaha 10/10 well worth the laugh

Answer 5

good 1 lol 10/10

Answer 6

hahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahah lmfao omg dats so funny 10/10

Answer 7

haha..didnt expect that thought the red would be a once in a blue moon use...great joke

Answer 8

Lol haha! soz that is a pretty good jk lol x

Answer 9

Lol she mustve wanted "it" really badly that was funny

Answer 10

good one..........hey, a girl needs somethings to put out the flames :)