An Irishman walks into a pub and orders three pints of Guinness, taking a sip out of each pint in turn.
The barman says to him, "A pint goes flat after I pull it - it'd be better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, I have two brothers, one in America and the other in Australia. We promised we'd all drink this way to remember the days we supped together."
Over the weeks the Irishman becomes a regular and always buys his drinks three at a time, until one day, when he orders just two pints. The other drinkers fall silent.
"I don't want to intrude on your grief," says the barman when the Irishman comes back for a second round, "but I wanted to say I'm sorry for your loss."
"Oh, no," says the Irishman, "my brothers are fit and well, it's just that I've given up drinking."
2007-04-12 12:32:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah.
Who paid your ransome FF.lol
2007-04-12 12:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by Spike 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
V. funny
10/10 + a star for the laughs!
2007-04-16 10:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep patient, and things will cool down. Wives are always sensitive to any remarks against their Paternal Home. Just say sorry to her and be discrete in future and not to hurt her.
2016-05-18 21:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a brilliant joke Fidgerty, 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-12 12:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic - well worthy of a Star - 10 out of 10.
Just what I needed to cheer me up - damn cold...lol
2007-04-12 13:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-12 12:42:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha your jokes are very funny have you got a joke book there that you are getting them from.
2007-04-17 11:45:00 · answer #7 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-04-12 12:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very cutee!! I'll be checking your profile for more from you!
in the mean time, have a star! and don't stop posting great jokes!
2007-04-12 13:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, but for first timers they' re going to like it.
2007-04-17 22:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋