My partner talks in his sleep, and has come out with some goodies. The best I have heard is 'It's not a scam...it's an educational pursuit'.
2007-04-12 12:44:36 · 35 answers · asked by M3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Get that damn monkey a drink he wont shut up"
2007-04-12 12:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by gsxr650 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My husband rolled over, woke me up and said," I need a light." I didn't want to turn on the lamp by our bed so I pulled the flashlight out of the nightstand next to our bed. I handed him the flashlight and he said, "just what I needed!" then proceeded to roll over and go back to sleep with the flashlight in his hand.
I remember one time, when I was 8, I had to share a bed with my older sister. She started jolting and breathing heavily. After about 15 seconds, she threw her hands up and shouted "TOUCH DOWN!" She never lived that one down!
2007-04-12 12:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Violation Notice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Move the chair closer, the teacher's asleep," as said by my brother.
Apparently, when I was younger, I once sat up in bed while I ws asleep, and shouted out "MR NAUGHTON!!", then fell back onto my pillow. Don't ask me what that was about.
2007-04-12 13:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by xenos2084 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a wicked experience with this..
Lemme tell you....
Two months ago just before my 12th grade prefinals, me and my friends went for a weekend-***-vacation from Riyadh to Jeddah. (The interesting thing starts here) We were all feeling sleepy and me too even though i was driving. When i couldn't control myself any more i decided to wash my face to scare away the sleep and then stopped the car near an ishtiraha (this is an arabic word it means like some hotel near highways ) and then we got down except two girls. They were too sleepy that they didn't wake up. So me and my friend went to get our faces washed and also to get some snacks. I came out of the washroom and was just about to enter a shop when Ayesha (One of them who was sleeping in the car) came running up to me and said "Come quickly, you must see Saleha", (i thought something had happened to Saleha, it came to my mind that due to a long drive on the highway she might had got sick), but Ayesha said come quickly and she ran, i couldn't make much out of what she said(too much wind and also sound of nearby speeding cars on the highway), and i too ran towards the car, by this time Aslam (My friend) came out of the restroom and saw me running and he too started running, when i reached the car.....
i was stunned, not by what i saw, but, by what i heard. Saleha was in deep sleep and she was murmuring "Zubair......stop it..."...Now i can't tell you the entire thing...(You better understand yourself...) and then i was speechless....Next day when she woke up, i kept quiet, and my other two friends told Saleha what she was saying in her sleep....she thought we were playing a prank on her..but when Anjum showed her the video, which she recorded last night....she had to believe it....I was like too shy at that time.....smiling secretly and driving the car....and when we reached back to riyadh....i thougt my friends had forgotten it...but to my hell of a surprise.....the entire college got to know about this ..(thanks to my greatest friends for telling this thing , which was not to be told).....and until now whenever i meet Saleha...please .....don't dream about me....or no problem if you dream about me but, please don't speak when you dream......
Until today since two months everyday do everyone tease me....that Saleha dreams about you every night....OOOOHHHH.....Zubair ....lucky guy and much stuff...
Well this was my experience ...i would never forget this my entire life....
But i got one thing to say to ALL GIRLS...
It's fine if you dream about your boyfreinds...
..but for god....ok not for god..but your boyfreinds sake ......don't speak while dreaming.....
2007-04-12 19:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by Wanderer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wierdest thing i ever heard my partner say in his sleep was don't stop keep going and till this day i still do not know what he was dreaming about
2007-04-12 12:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by brandy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha. thats pretty funny. ive only heard people sleep talk a couple times the best i can remember is "why does my hat smell like carls. jr?"
2007-04-12 12:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by thenextiommi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I rememeb once waking up and saying to my partner that he was a good neighbour, i still wanna know what i was dreaming.
2007-04-12 12:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"We're not in Ancient Rome, Maeve!" - as said by a former roommate in an impatient valley girl tone.
2007-04-12 12:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous Coward 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Don't go with Zorro". My husband said this, while sleeping on the couch, now it's become a family joke. My boys say it to him all the time.
2007-04-12 12:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I once pretended to be asleep while my wife watched tv. then i started saying "oh stacy, you are so hot" Once my wife leaned over and started listening, i kept saying. "this has to be a secret" and "i love that tatoo on your thigh". Right before my wife was gonna hit me, i said "ha, got you."
2007-04-12 12:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by photoguy1967 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Bill Clinton hid the pies in my underpants"
a friend of mine at a sleepover back in 1994
2007-04-12 12:47:52 · answer #11 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋