Entertainment & Music - 10 April 2007

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"

2007-04-10 16:02:39 · 15 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-10 16:02:28 · 1 answers · asked by hschickler@sbcglobal.net 1 in Movies

I know she has a show and that she makes a lot of money... thats it

2007-04-10 16:01:29 · 16 answers · asked by chic! 2 in Television

you go at least once a week to hang out with your friends?

2007-04-10 16:00:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That ask for food,money,work,etc. Why or why not.

2007-04-10 16:00:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 15:59:56 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 15:59:53 · 13 answers · asked by benjamin 2 in Polls & Surveys

♥
purple i thenk!! haha *blushes*

2007-04-10 15:59:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do!

2007-04-10 15:59:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

varmint free for all? The Lone Star Armadillo or Pokey the Possum?

ka-BLAM!!!

2007-04-10 15:58:45 · 9 answers · asked by Grommett 2 in Polls & Surveys

obsessed with you? I do and it is driving me crazy.

2007-04-10 15:58:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 15:57:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and eat it with his tail?? please tell me why...?

2007-04-10 15:57:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my favorite would be "coma black"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxL61RJW0eM

and "cryptorchild"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8pnsvkBPD4

2007-04-10 15:56:39 · 4 answers · asked by Little Black Riding Hood 1 in Polls & Surveys

The band is named after a Bar term. and I can't really remember any other details than that, and i really want to know the name of this song and band.

2007-04-10 15:56:06 · 4 answers · asked by Dred-drinker 1 in Music

Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'


A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
and a future congressman."

2007-04-10 15:54:23 · 23 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Of the ones you've met personally, whose personality impressed you the most?

2007-04-10 15:53:14 · 8 answers · asked by JWH67 4 in Music

Do you feel it is a menace to traffic, or is it ok?

2007-04-10 15:52:12 · 9 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

I love baked

2007-04-10 15:51:31 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

explain why...


(and personaly rap is crap! rock rocks.)

2007-04-10 15:51:17 · 50 answers · asked by Josh 3 in Music

wtf???

2007-04-10 15:50:57 · 2 answers · asked by xrandomnessx 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine has been earmarked for some home improvement.

2007-04-10 15:50:42 · 10 answers · asked by nemesis 5 in Polls & Surveys

Craziness....The city where I live is expecting 8-10 inches of heavy, wet snow. So not supposed to happen this time of the year. How much are you expecting? Please don't say where you are from. It will be fun to see if we can guess your part of the world by reading your answer.

2007-04-10 15:50:15 · 18 answers · asked by Mary E 3 in Polls & Surveys

currently, mine is spanish actor eduardo noriega. hes just adorable!!

2007-04-10 15:49:17 · 5 answers · asked by Lola P 6 in Movies

2007-04-10 15:49:11 · 19 answers · asked by Space Pirate 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-10 15:48:19 · 6 answers · asked by mike p 1 in Television

The ones that sort-of pop and get stuck at the bottom of the bag? So crunchy and delicious!

2007-04-10 15:48:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would you d o if he won?........

2007-04-10 15:47:45 · 22 answers · asked by Jess 2 in Television

Why has Dog allowed his wife to take over his operation? I used to love the show, but now, I can't stand it. Beth has ruined the show and divided Dog's employees with her new found power, which she gets off on. How long is Dog going to put up with her crap before he either stops her, or until he loses his well-trained, excellent co-workers?

2007-04-10 15:46:43 · 9 answers · asked by Sharon W 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-10 15:46:38 · 4 answers · asked by =]] 2 in Polls & Surveys