Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
and a future congressman."
2007-04-10 15:54:23 · 23 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahaha nice. :]
2007-04-10 15:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard I could of realistically have peed my pants and at my age. It is potentially a real concern. LOL
2007-04-10 16:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by wiseone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! i have heard this told several ways, but yours is the best by far! Thanks for the laughs, and the surprise (the brother who said yes , too), and a wonderfully unique ending. Have a star!
2007-04-10 16:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's OK but your punch line is very versatile... You could include any one group of individuals
2007-04-10 15:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by John 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that is the best that's the funnest thing i have heard in a while lol
2007-04-10 15:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by rookiepilot007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats hilarious
2007-04-10 15:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by Suirenai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that is very funny!
I'm gonna tell it all over tomorrow!
2007-04-10 15:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-04-11 05:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl!! Nuff said!
2007-04-10 16:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by cheburashka_lovah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up, i thought it was pretty funny, i laughed out loud.
2007-04-10 15:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke. never heard anything like it
2007-04-10 16:03:26 · answer #11 · answered by Dizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋