Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"
2007-04-10 16:02:39 · 15 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad, hee heee
2007-04-10 16:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Have a star for a great surprise ending1 i was totally expecting something else.
2007-04-10 23:48:20 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but offensive to wolves. You may need to pay a visit to Rev. Al Wolfton for that one.
2007-04-10 23:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO-I thought the story line was going somewhere more perverted, but that was a great ending! LOL
2007-04-10 23:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats very funny.
2007-04-11 12:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! a real unexpected stinker! LMFAO!!!
2007-04-11 03:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!! I laughed myself into an asthma attack. Seriously. xD
2007-04-10 23:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha...........yes well funny never heard that before 10/10
2007-04-10 23:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-11 00:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats funny :D
2007-04-11 00:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by teeky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋