Entertainment & Music - 6 April 2007

Succeed or exceed

2007-04-06 01:49:23 · 12 answers · asked by ♥NEVAR♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Favorita de Sea Eagle
Did you know that there is an alternative universe?

Pregunta de delia...
Who do you trust to give you sound advice?

2007-04-06 01:48:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 01:48:14 · 13 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 01:47:04 · 16 answers · asked by anyaagallagher,- 1 in Celebrities

my mum gave away my brother's Castle Greyskull, he was gutted

2007-04-06 01:46:24 · 9 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot."

"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.

"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

2007-04-06 01:45:36 · 12 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Jokes & Riddles

who would emerge victorious:

Captain Jack Sparrow or the Dread Pirate Roberts?

2007-04-06 01:45:33 · 8 answers · asked by steveshurtleff 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 01:45:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know Easter is coming!

2007-04-06 01:45:08 · 17 answers · asked by Charles R 1 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

2007-04-06 01:43:17 · 10 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I think it's in a shoe commercial and its says "Watching me watching you.."

and that's the only phrase I remember...

Can Anybody Help?

2007-04-06 01:41:36 · 6 answers · asked by Answers(; 2 in Music

It's her birthday today. And I wonder who wants to sing happy birthday to her.

2007-04-06 01:41:09 · 6 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have a bet with a friend regarding the outcome-lol Not Money!! but sure hope my guess is right-lol Have a great day!!

2007-04-06 01:39:51 · 14 answers · asked by kbama 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 01:38:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 01:37:06 · 17 answers · asked by steveshurtleff 4 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever wanted to be a small claims court jester?

http://www.stevenwright.com

2007-04-06 01:36:18 · 4 answers · asked by steveshurtleff 4 in Polls & Surveys

THE most creative original punishment gets the 10 points

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3005915&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

2007-04-06 01:33:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 01:33:08 · 30 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

You know it's the big P&S dance, right?

I'll pick you up at 6:30pm.

2007-04-06 01:31:13 · 21 answers · asked by Captain A-Hole 5 in Polls & Surveys

What else did they do?

2007-04-06 01:28:42 · 12 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

doyou like chris brown or akon better.why?it would be a tie for me.there both hot and they both have the best voices.

2007-04-06 01:28:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i am talking tons of rain all the time, not floods though.

2007-04-06 01:24:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Judging by the pillows we have (visiting relatives in a far away city) some people use them until they're about a quarter of their original size.

2007-04-06 01:17:35 · 19 answers · asked by OOGLY 4 in Polls & Surveys

I fall into the second category. But I know people who relentlessly taunt & instigate others just to tear them down until they're completely provoked & pushed beyond their limit. Isn't it extremely MEAN ??

I've always been an encourager who often gone that EXTRA mile even for strangers to pull them up from the gutter.Sometimes they were not even nice to me but still unselfishly I've done that. I could recall this particular incident when this man was so jaded & bitter that it almost showed through his harsh & stern words. His verbal lashes were so difficult & humiliating to digest. And yet I decided to see beyond his sternness, if any sufferings he might have. When the world was judgemental towards him, I went beyond my limit risking rejection to offer him the love, admiration & approval that he so badly needed cuz I could see as a human, he needed that. But when he recovered from his bitterness I was the first person he taunted & tried to tear down. Do you've any such experience??

2007-04-06 01:16:47 · 6 answers · asked by ♫.......... 2 in Polls & Surveys

mine was sleeping beauty and other movies

2007-04-06 01:15:17 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

shea butter...

2007-04-06 01:12:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "Why would you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."

"A witch, why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."

2007-04-06 01:11:34 · 15 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Jokes & Riddles

who is making distruction in the world

2007-04-06 01:11:19 · 9 answers · asked by muhammad javed 1 in Polls & Surveys

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get
some
condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is
to know
about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time

and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at
the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say
grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

2007-04-06 01:10:27 · 15 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Jokes & Riddles

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy



"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin



"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen



"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield



"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner



"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry



"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia



"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns



"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone



"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)



"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." --Jack Nicholson



"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)



"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams



"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne



"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal



"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro



"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman



"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld



"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart



"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams

2007-04-06 01:07:54 · 5 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Jokes & Riddles