Entertainment & Music - 5 April 2007

just curious!

2007-04-05 03:08:10 · 4 answers · asked by imamom 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hannah Montana or Raven

2007-04-05 03:06:42 · 21 answers · asked by Sweet Indian Girl 1 in Polls & Surveys

run for the president of the US?
PS (the most sarcastic/hilarious/creative reply will get the 10 points)

2007-04-05 03:06:07 · 22 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 03:04:55 · 10 answers · asked by Babydoll 4 in Polls & Surveys

If yes, were you or anyone else hurt? (Hopefully not!!)

2007-04-05 03:02:44 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What did he ruin ? And what's the name of this song ?

2007-04-05 03:02:41 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 03:01:21 · 11 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.

Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.

Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Wearing your new lingerie only once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!

When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.

What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.

When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.

2007-04-05 03:01:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You know, either you or one of your siblings who just never wanted to conform to normal life? Maybe they are on drugs are have become alcoholics? How do you treat them? Does tough love work?

2007-04-05 03:00:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 03:00:10 · 25 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man's wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her looks years younger. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and said, "Hon, honestly now, what age would you say I am?"

He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, "Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair, mmmm, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."

"Oh, you're so sweet!" gushed the wife.

"Well, hang on," he replied, "I'm not done adding it up yet."

2007-04-05 02:59:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-05 02:58:53 · 10 answers · asked by *RA RA* 5 in Polls & Surveys

No matter how much sleep i get i always have really dark circles under my eyes. help?

2007-04-05 02:58:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-04-05 02:57:54 · 4 answers · asked by Robin 1 in Television

Not talking about taxes either.

2007-04-05 02:57:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 02:56:59 · 14 answers · asked by Sweet Indian Girl 1 in Polls & Surveys

Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay!

There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete. {Eg: You want me to push this through WHAT?!!}

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's No. 1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness.

Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet-trained and over the "Terrible Twos."

2007-04-05 02:56:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you Might want to
consider this...

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston

After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel
and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk Clerk; hands them a bill
for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth
$350.00.

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists
on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes
on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the
hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and
Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we
didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
pay.

He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says,
"this check is only made out for $50.00."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with
my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have."

2007-04-05 02:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by Invisible Pink RN 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm scared to have kids

2007-04-05 02:56:07 · 41 answers · asked by usikuri 1 in Polls & Surveys

the two top chicks sound the same as a lot of other singers...Gina at least had an original sounding voice and style.

2007-04-05 02:55:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Friends of ours invited me and my wife out to dinner.

Although it turned out to be a topless restaurant, my wife was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening.

On the way home though, even the defrosters at full force wouldn't keep the windshield from icing over on her side of the car.

"Awwwww come on." I said. "It wasn't that bad."

"Your ordering didn't help matters." she said, fuming.

"What?" I replied. "I only ordered a dozen oysters."

"ONE AT A TIME?!?!?!" she yelled.

2007-04-05 02:55:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i heard this in a magazine and i didnt believe it at 1st but maybe you guys can help me figure it out

2007-04-05 02:54:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anna P 1 in Celebrities

i jus like himm.... damm he looks so gud in his movies..

2007-04-05 02:53:31 · 8 answers · asked by 007 2 in Celebrities

And what did you think about last night?

2007-04-05 02:52:29 · 16 answers · asked by Casey 3 in Television

2007-04-05 02:52:19 · 37 answers · asked by Skye 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 02:51:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 02:50:18 · 23 answers · asked by Karate Hotty 2 in Music

2007-04-05 02:48:59 · 16 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am going to be 16 this year, and id like to have a party to remember, or a week, but i dont have thousands of friends, only a few close, none of which are guys, they all dont dance, or dont like rides. All my ideas are shot, any suggestions?

2007-04-05 02:48:56 · 5 answers · asked by Miss Friday 2 in Other - Entertainment

are people losing their minds?

2007-04-05 02:48:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television